A Picture is Worth... Meme.

[yohko]

A Picture is Worth.... Meme
This ain't your mama's meme. Forget your RNG, forget your tired old prompts.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
It's easy. Comment with your character. Then go comment around.
But instead of pre-filled prompts with words or numbers, you find a gif or image (any gif/image from any canon or scenario you please) that sets the scene.
The picture is the prompt.

WARNING: THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY. AND POSSIBLY NSFW AND THERE MAY BE TRIGGERS.
Some images will not be able to be hidden behind cuts, so please be aware that triggery material may be found within.

If you post an image that is violent or sexual in nature please LINK it, do not embed it into the comment.
<a href="http://IMAGEURL" _fcksavedurl="http://IMAGEURL">TRIGGER WARNING GOES HERE</a>
Feel free to use this template to stick your image in there.
<img src="IMAGE URL" _fcksavedurl="IMAGE URL"width="400"><br />

Good resources for images/gifs are weheartit or tumblr. For not so safe for work gifs/images go here and here.

Original Meme here.

Comments

[dudebrodinson]

With trophies from our hunts. [ A thoughtful look. ] Perhaps a piece of Chitauri for your lady?

Then why would he send her a message by phone and not simply join her in bathing?

[hulkbusted]

I'll take that under advisement, thanks Thor.

[Beers for the assholes and he grabs a slice from the only vegetarian pizza before dropping onto the other end of the couch from Tony.]

And as for where the recipient was, maybe they were immersed in their work and I was in my lab.

[shaves]

Why not indeed, Thor. Why not indeed, that's a good question. I think tearing a chunk off an enemy and presenting it on a silver platter sounds romantic as hell.

[ Aloofly eating his pizza. ]

[dudebrodinson]

Fashioned into something well-suited of course. [ He's not so barbaric as to suggest giving someone a hunk of meat. ] Your lady friend works here?

[hulkbusted]

[Fortunately it's going to take more than that for him to lose his appetite.]

No. I wouldn't say works. [He wouldn't say lady friend, either.] What is a suitable token? A tiara? Maybe a chastity belt?

[shaves]

Obviously! Something classy, like a ... doorstop.

[ Snorting part of his beer, he coughs when a chastity belt is mentioned. Thanks a lot. ]

[dudebrodinson]

[ Have a backslash from Thor, Man of Iron. ]

Perhaps a necklace? Do you fear your lady is of loose ways?

[hulkbusted]

[You bought and paid for that one, Tony; Bruce was just delivering.]

Everyone has a past, but people change and learn constancy. What's the Asgardian take on people who have, say, two partners?

[He's going to take small bites, suspecting that either Tony or Thor are going to make him choke on his food soon.]

[shaves]

[ Oof. Wow, he didn't need those shoulders connected to his body or anything, Thor. Too busy watching Bruce now, anyway. ]

[dudebrodinson]

[ Have a goofy grin, Tony. ] Oops.

One may have multiple partners if it is agreed upon. Though it is not a topic most would broach with all ladies. [ Sif. ]

[hulkbusted]

That's my thought, too, and I like how it's working out. [He offers Tony a smile and gets up when JARVIS announces that there is a delivery person waiting outside.]

Must be the wedges. Thor, you can ask Tony about my friend. I can't wait to hear his opinion.

[shaves]

[ Uh oh, going to get grilled about himself-as-an-imaginary-girlfriend. What could possibly go wrong? ]

Make sure they have the barbecue sauce! [ - yelled to Bruce's retreating back. ]

[dudebrodinson]

[ Slightly surprised. ] Bruce has two ladies? Then this battle did him well on showing his abilities.

I admit, I had thought male men of science lacked in that way for men. [ Obviously thinking is for ladies. ]

[hulkbusted]

[Another text for you, Tony: Are we going to tell him?

He accepts the potatoes, the barbecue sauce, and the driver's profuse apologies and takes his time on the way back.]

[shaves]

[ Answering with: i don't know, i'm just fielding accidental pseudo-insults up here. Trying to judge what Thor's getting at, he rubs the back of his head. ]

What are you dancing around, big guy? You look like you're having one too many thoughts.

[dudebrodinson]

I do not seek to insult either you or Bruce, no one questions your skills in battle. [ Considers. ] it is only, science is here, as magic is on Asgard, the workings of women.

[ Shakes it off like a dog with water and smiles once more. ] Why even think in such things, you have your fire haired lady, Bruce has dual paramours and I yet have Jane.

[hulkbusted]

Actually I have one paramour. [Setting the bag of wedges in front of Tony with a pointed smile.] That's all I can keep up with.

[It's going to take more than Thor implying that he and Tony aren't real men for their interest in science to prick his pride, but the Hulk? The Hulk will probably remember.]

[shaves]

[ WEDGES, yesss. If Thor wasn't over, Bruce would be getting a grateful smooch right about now. ]

Okay. Firstly, I have double majors in physics and engineering, which are pretty much the most manly sciences out there and allow me to fly around blowing stuff up, and secondly, the result of Bruce tinkering around in his field has left him able to chew metal up like gum when he's in the right mood.

[ Just standing his ground from where he's still planted on his ass, feet up on the table and wedges cradled protectively on his chest in their box. Trying to stay silent on the subject of anything his partners is proving an annoyance. ]

On Asgard, do guys get it on with guys or are you all Shakespearean-ly shocked by that?

[dudebrodinson]

What you said before made it sound as though there were more than one. [ not that he thinks less of you for only one. He only has one. ]

Yes. [ Condescendingly embarrassed. ] By Aesir standards this would excuse you dabbling in the domain of women. [ Arches a brow at Tony. ] So long as the man is giving, his manhood would yet remain intact. Fields of battle see fair few women, after all.

[hulkbusted]

There are, just not for me. [How generous of you, truly you are a god among men.

But he snorts a little at Thor's assessment of intact manhood and sits down, grabbing his water glass to cover his muffled snort of semi-mortified amusement.]

That's... I think that might be a little narrow in scope.

[shaves]

That's bullshit. You don't actually believe that, do you?

[ Thor, look how thoroughly ruffled Tony is by your assessment. 'A little narrow' his ass. ]

[dudebrodinson]

[ He does look a bit surprised at your outburst. ] Yes. Men have fought and died to reclaim honor after accusations of having been taken and made ergi.

It is...not so on Midgard?

[hulkbusted]

You know what, no.

[Thor is not malicious, he's just... dumb. At least by the standards of the two other men in the room.]

That text you got from me was meant for a man, and I don't know what ergi means, but neither he nor I are it if it means that we aren't men for what we do in private.

[shaves]

[ Thor, bro, this is Tony taking your beer away because you don't deserve it. ]

You've gotta earn this back.

[ Das sweet, Bruce. ]

[dudebrodinson]

[ He might need that to help ease his mind into your life choices. ] I do not mean to accuse you- [ But you're accusing yourself. Frown. ] this is a different standard on Midgard? Such things are normal?

If this is your way, then explain it, I'd not hold an Aesir standard against non-Aesir.