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A Picture is Worth... Meme.

A Picture is Worth.... Meme
This ain't your mama's meme. Forget your RNG, forget your tired old prompts.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
It's easy. Comment with your character. Then go comment around.
But instead of pre-filled prompts with words or numbers, you find a gif or image (any gif/image from any canon or scenario you please) that sets the scene.
The picture is the prompt.

WARNING: THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY. AND POSSIBLY NSFW AND THERE MAY BE TRIGGERS.
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Feel free to use this template to stick your image in there.

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Original Meme here.

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[ WEDGES, yesss. If Thor wasn't over, Bruce would be getting a grateful smooch right about now. ]

Okay. Firstly, I have double majors in physics and engineering, which are pretty much the most manly sciences out there and allow me to fly around blowing stuff up, and secondly, the result of Bruce tinkering around in his field has left him able to chew metal up like gum when he's in the right mood.

[ Just standing his ground from where he's still planted on his ass, feet up on the table and wedges cradled protectively on his chest in their box. Trying to stay silent on the subject of ~~anything~~ his partners is proving an annoyance. ]

On Asgard, do guys get it on with guys or are you all Shakespearean-ly shocked by that?

What you said before made it sound as though there were more than one. [ not that he thinks less of you for only one. He only has one. ]

Yes. [ Condescendingly embarrassed. ] By Aesir standards this would excuse you dabbling in the domain of women. [ Arches a brow at Tony. ] So long as the man is giving, his manhood would yet remain intact. Fields of battle see fair few women, after all.

There are, just not for me. [How generous of you, truly you are a god among men.

But he snorts a little at Thor's assessment of intact manhood and sits down, grabbing his water glass to cover his muffled snort of semi-mortified amusement.]

That's... I think that might be a little narrow in scope.

That's bullshit. You don't actually believe that, do you?

[ Thor, look how thoroughly ruffled Tony is by your assessment. 'A little narrow' his ass. ]

[ He does look a bit surprised at your outburst. ] Yes. Men have fought and died to reclaim honor after accusations of having been taken and made ergi.

It is...not so on Midgard?

You know what, no.

[Thor is not malicious, he's just... dumb. At least by the standards of the two other men in the room.]

That text you got from me was meant for a man, and I don't know what ergi means, but neither he nor I are it if it means that we aren't men for what we do in private.

[ Thor, bro, this is Tony taking your beer away because you don't deserve it. ]

You've gotta earn this back.

[ ~~Das sweet, Bruce.~~ ]

[ He might need that to help ease his mind into your life choices. ] I do not mean to accuse you- [ But you're accusing yourself. Frown. ] this is a different standard on Midgard? Such things are normal?

If this is your way, then explain it, I'd not hold an Aesir standard against non-Aesir.

[How did he end up being the one explaining sexuality to Thor?]

Let's put it this way - anyone I respect is going to say that what two men do together behind closed doors has no bearing on their worth to society or as men. None.

If you want my respect, that's how it is.

And if you want alcohol, I'd hedge your bets with whatever he says.

[ Hmph. ]

I see the wisdom of your words, friend. I cannot apply other standards to Midgard and her people. [ Booze now. Gimme. ] Wellwishes the to you and your man friend!

I appreciate that. [And coming from a guy as old as Thor, it is significant to Bruce that he's willing to accept local customs. Even if his tone is a little on the condescending side.]

I'm sure he'll appreciate your well wishes too. [Good boy, have a ~~blueberry~~ beer.]

Whatever.

[ Isn't entirely convinced Thor just doesn't want his drink back, but he slides it over reluctantly since Bruce looks mollified. He should probably use that as a role mod— ]

He does, actually. [ Jesus, it's impossible. ] I do, I mean. Appreciate you pulling your head out of your ass to trip over your terminology on my account.

[ Mm, wedges. ]

You? But what of the lady Pepper? [ Frown. Because Pepper is nice, okay?

And he is happy to have his beer back, but he means it. He'll not hold you to Aesir standards. And this will make quite a telling on Asgard. How different the mortals are. ]

[Tony get a much more open smile for actually saying it. Sure, he left Bruce to flail for a bit, but he's forgiven.]

Pepper and I have an understanding. It's working. [And he likes that Thor thought about her, even if he probably wouldn't like the reasoning as much.]

[ He was kind of huffy and offended, forgive him. ]

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure I never said I wasn't with Pepper. [ He's not sure it's physically or emotionally possible to escape how he feels for her. ] She's my girlfriend and — [ erk, first time saying it and it had to be to Thor ] — Bruce is my boyfriend.

You get to deal with that on your own time.

[ Considers this. ] Then in Misgard culture, your prowess must be even more well regarded to have both a female and a male lover? [ Tony, he thinks you are just a wonderful little creature, brother in arms. ]

A fine thing, then, well reminds me of Loki even more than before. [ Guilt, sorrow, anger, sheepish ] without the penchant for world domination.

[Excuse Bruce while he takes a moment to absorb the word "boyfriend." Barring some obfuscatory snark about a return to high school, he can't think of a thing to say.

Then Thor compares Tony to Loki and he breaks out of his surprise to laugh.]

Do I want to know how this reminds you of Loki?

God. [ Gesturing hopelessly to Thor as he addresses Bruce. ] It's like he wants me to take away all the nice things I give him.

[ A negligent handwaved. ] Of the way he was before the madness. Intelligent, quick with words, often sharp ones. There were accusations leveled of him preferring both sexes. [ And a negligent shrug because his brother may be a bag of dicks, but he is a competent warrior. ]

Are you going to reach down his throat to take the pizza back? [Also, give him some of those wedges, you hoarder. He leans over to pluck a couple out of the box before addressing Thor.]

Before the crazy? And how long ago was that? Because from what I saw, it had some deep roots.

No one's surprised by anything Loki does, he's all over Wikipedia with it. The news. Legends? [ — clarifying for Thor's sake and very pointedly not delving into any similarities the Norse god can think up.

... Bruce, you do not have permission to eat those wedges and words will be had later. ]

Most if the legends are... Not truths. We spoke falsehoods to the humans to try and outdo each other. [ Translation: I never wore a dress. ]

Only one of your Midgard years or less. [ He's not great with mortal time. ]

[Boyfriend wedges, deal with it. Tony shouldn't be surprised; Bruce has been snagging food from him since the Shawarma Palace.]

A year. I'm sorry to break this to you, but that kind of thing? That doesn't appear overnight.

[ He's not surprised and he'd gladly give up anything Bruce wanted, but not those damned wedges. Those delicious little potato snacks are going to DRIVE THIS FAMILY APAAART. ]

Bag full of cats.

[ Tony said nothing, mhmm. ]

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