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Answering Machine meme


☎ Post a comment with your character. This comment functions as their answering machine or voice mail. Include an IC message if you want.

☎ Other characters will reply to these comments to leave your character messages.

☎ Be creative, have characters leave messages when they're drunk/high/bored/being chased by a rabid T-rex, whatever.

☎ Your character can then call these people back and demand an explanation!

Comments

[manofiron]

Excuse you?

Heine Rammsteiner | DOGS: Bullets and Carnage

[twelfth_labour]

[-completely automated and spoken by a robotic sounding female:]

The person you are calling is unavailable at the moment, please leave a message after the tone.

[drake_wayne]

It's not Batman.

Abe Sapien | Hellboy

[bprd_fishman]

Hello, this is Abraham Sapien. I'm either out in the field or not available at the moment, so please leave a message and I'll return your call when I can. If necessary you may also send a text or picture text to this number, but please wait at least ten minutes between photograph and transmission to observe your phone for paranormal activity. Thank you!

[beep]

[norussianplz]

I don't know, it's kind of--We don't do that. Give tours. It's not, there's a policy against bringing unauthorized personnel onto the production floors.

[agricultural]

That's right...I bet you never even expected ol' Grandpa to see you on the news, flying around in such blatant disregard of copyright laws! Old men watch the news too!

[fleshydisguise]

But you can authorize me, right? Just a little peek, doesn't have to be anything confidential.

[hypnotic_patter]

[Ringring.]

What do you want, Batspawn?

Tim Drake | DC Comics | OTA

[drake_wayne]

You've reached the phone of Tim Wayne. I'm sorry I couldn't answer the phone, but if you leave your name, number and a quick message I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you, and have a good day.

[manofiron]

Okay, for the record, my grandfather's been dead for decades. And more importantly, I didn't knock off anything. The suit's my design.

Asmodeath Lucifer De Versebute ♆ The Devil King is Bored ♆

[devil_king]

This answering machine is coming from inside the house.

Leave a message if you dare.

Gold | Pokemon

[billiards]

Yo, this is Gold! Too awesome to pick up the phone but leave a message, yadda yadda!

[ BEEP! ]

[agricultural]

Spray painting yellow on it doesn't make it yours! Since the 80's I've had that technology!

[drake_wayne]

The Gotham Museum of the Arts was robbed. I know it was you.

[norussianplz]

Technically, yes. But I wrote the policy, see. It was my idea. I can't make an exception. It wouldn't be fair to the other employees.

yo! o/

[50shadesdead]

What does one usually do with a stray cat?

[manofiron]

Really? Since the Eighties? Why haven't we seen it yet? I mean, if it existed.

[hypnotic_patter]

One, what makes you so sure? Two, how did you get my number?

[fleshydisguise]

What if it was a secret? We go in at night, when nobody's there? If nobody's there we can do just about anything we want...

[agricultural]

Because I have been using this technology I developed in the 30's for its true purpose, one which deserves the spotlight but is humble enough not to chase it...

[Yeah, he did just roll back how long he's had it by fifty years. Both are accurate...to a point.]

FARMING!

britta perry / community

[ftws]

hey, this is britta. leave your name and a message and, uh, i'll get back to you. hasta la later.

[pokemonwhisperer]

Hey, Gold, this is Yellow speaking. How have you been? Sorry for calling on such a short notice, but I wanted to know i-

[ BEEP! ]

[ Guess she didn't make her message short enough. ]

[ace_defective]

Okay, okay. I promise I'll get it done today! [So he's probably said many times...]

[billiards]

[ It takes him maybe three days to call back, but when he does.. ]

Are you usually that troubled by phones?

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock

[womanwhobeatyou]

((A false message, in a stilted, mechanical, feminine sounding voice. But a discerning ear may notice that it isn't as mechanical sounding as that of a real machine...))

This telephone number has been disconnected by the British Ministry of Defence.