Because we need another one of these memes

[useyourimagination]

Prompt ideas!!! <3

ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos. GOMEN.(4)

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing! They should have the hot buttsex lol so kawaii (5)

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful character and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN 
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Lemon! – so um. I dk anything about sex but do u really need lube????

NINE
Babies!- I think every character should have a kid and be pregnant. Even if it’s two boiz. Lmao so kawaiiii

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra sugoi mind powers!*

R&R 
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

DICTIONARY::

1:memeswearhouse is my name and kitsune mean fox. Chan is what Japanese girls call each other to be KAWAII!!!
2: Kudasai means plz lol
3: Sugoidesune means its amazing right!!!111 uno
4: Gomen means i'm sorrie. isn't it funny that it says "go men"? I think that's kinda weird. hehe ^_^
5: Kawaii means CUTE. omg itsthebestwordever. lmaoaoaoaoae

Rules/how to play:
>>Post with your character
>>Tag others
>>You are now in a bad fanfic. Make it as terrible as possible.
>>Weep tears at how awful it is.

(credit to memeswearhouse

Comments

Riku | Kingdom Hearts | No smut, please!

[numberonemouseketeer]

[NO RIKU/KAIRI COS KAIRI SUX. IF I CUD I WUD HIT HER WIV A KEYBLADE + MAK HER DROWN IN TEH OCEAN. :X :X]

Dahlia Hawthorne | Ace Attorney

[doesntpoop]

[dahliais soo misunderstud, guyz. :(]

Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock: Pink Iro no Kenkyuu

[itschristmas]

[this is literally the exact sort of stupidity this journal was made for.]

[but kyaa Sherlock makes evryones kokoros go doki doki, hes so handsome and smart and kind of a real big jerk but not really.]

Ryoji Mochizuki | Persona 3 | OTA

[notsogrimreaper]

[zomg u guyz Roji is sooo cute and hawt and i think he an Minato-kun are so kawaii desu ne~~~~!!!!]

Chibi-Usa/Sailor Chibi-Moon | Sailor Moon | OTA

[pinklady]

[omg RINI IS SUCH A BRAT AND SHE NEEDS TO BE **DESTRAYED!!@*]

[eighteen_winters]

[Illya? SHE SUX CUZ SHE TRIED TO BREAK UP KILL SHIROU AND SEIBA! OTP 5EVA! HEAVEN'S FEELS? WTF IS THAT?]

2

[magical_amber]

[www (that's japanese for "lol") u shuld read Magical Illya-chan baka newbie, she's KAWAII DESU DOKI DOKI, i ship her an Magical Amber dey are my moe moe-kyun OTP, so f*ck off baka baka aho www]

Re: 2

[eighteen_winters]

[EWWWW ALL THAT RORI STUFF IS FOr PEDOS!!!! u BAKA FOR LIKING DAT CARP.]

Clark Kent/Superman | DC Comics | No smut

[themanoftomorrow]

[Hai Gaiz! Like, OMG dis gai iz so freekin' awsum! Were did lois-chan go?]

Miles Edgeworth | Ace Attorney

[truthsnomiracle]

[OMG you guys, didn't ANY of you get A+ in English like me?! Now someone give poor Edgey here some hugs while I go hug my new thesaurus!]

Oh god I don't know where I'm going with this.

[doesntpoop]

dahlia-chan was walkin' in the street when she saw a cat. dahlia liekd killin people so she took teh cat and stabbed it in teh chest. Then she threw it an lukd for more things to kill.

That's some of the fun of memes. ;)

[truthsnomiracle]

Five minutes later, Miles Edgeworth found the brutalized feline cadaver and was shocked! But then he found a long red hair that fell and put it in the Court Record and started looking for people with long red hair who might be suspects.

Re: Miles Edgeworth | Ace Attorney

[visionofchaos]

[I only got a C because I'm a slow tagger; I didn't end up tagging all the teacher's assignments...]

Vision was walking around the city looking for bad guys or strange people when she saw a strange person. He was in a weird red suit and had gray hair and spoke a weird language, so she used her psychic mind powers to speak his language. "Oh, hi."

Richter Belmont | Castlevania

[vampirekiller]

{A/N: okay so another fic feat. my favorite Belmont of all: Ritcher!! Hes so bishie! *___*

PLZ R/R THANX flames will be used to roast marshmelows!!!}

relevant icon. also i am dying squirtle.

[summonedstrength]

{A/N: This fic also features my OC, Shannon Nekoyasha Belmont. She's Richter an Shanoa's kid from a previous relationship. She can turn into a cat *o*

o and ps donut flame me about shipping Hector n Rickter. I no there from diffrent games but they r SO KAWAII 2GETHR *--* IT'S MY OTP YOU GUYS STFU. ROAR teehee.

Hector: omg u dont have to be so men.

Richter: Shut up >(

Hector: Y-Yes seme-sama ;o;

LOL okay now time 4 the story for real.}

It was a dark and stormy day at Castlevania University, so when Hector walked in, he was totally drenched w/ omizu {A/N: that means water ^--^}. It made his hair shine liek a river of melted silver that could kill vampyres {A/N: Richter would like that bcuz his family kills Dracula :O} & it made his clothes cling to him more. He was lookin madd sexuall {A/N: My BFF Chelsea, who was the one that got me in2 luv w/ Hector & Richter, made up that word. It means "all sexual" LOL ^o^}.

Setting down his umbrella that he had forgot to use bcuz he was in so a hurry, he sat down in his desk.

Richter had been in class for a while so hi hair was already dry, but it looked moor ragged and manly then it usually did. So when Hector saw him across the classroom, it made him blush. It lit up his face like fireworks on the 4th of july {A/N: That's a holiday here in America where we celebrate our independance from the Mexicans :O [but I think they prefer to be called Spanish] :x}. Sakura blossoms feel down from everywhere to frame his sparkling features {A/N: I hope Richter dosn't think he's a vampyre LOL!!11}.

'Richter-senpai is soo sugoiii' Hector thought to himself.

Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear | Tales of the Abyss | Keeping this safe for younguns, dudes.

[starofmalkuth]

[A/N: because omg gaiz Natalia is lyk the best princess EVARRR!!! U gaiz got nothin on her royal derry air. Nothin.

[wait did that make sense lol.]

[arciera]

Whn van made a repluca of luke he also made a replica of natalia unknown to everyone! He had one of the maids sneak natalia out while she was sleeping and they made the replica int he factory.

Now many years later that the heroes are trying to stop van from making a replica world. Merida (A/N: is Natalia's real name van gave it to the replica) is trying to stop the heroes from beating Van because she is jealous that Ntalia got to be the princess.

she wants to be the princess in the repluca world of Eldant.

Sora | Kingdom Hearts | No smut. He's only 15

[everyonesbestfriend]

[a/n liek riku/sora is teh best paring evar guyz!111 kairi sux + sora + riku dunt rly liek her!!!!]

Yugi Mutou | Yu-Gi-Oh | OTA

[minigoff]

[ota as long as u dun breakup my yaois, thank!!!

perfekt purple amethyst prose in 3, 2, 1...]

I do not even

[hisshadowknows]

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE TWAS YUGI AND HIS YAMI NAMED YAMI BUT YAMI WAS A JERK WHO ABUSED HIM AND ALSO LOKED HIM IN AN ATTIC BECUZ HE WAS KEWL AND POPULAR BUT ALSO BECAUSE HE CULD AND SO HE STOLE AL OF YUGES FRENDS AND AND AL YUGE CAN DO IS CRAI IN HIS COLD BAR ATIC.

ALSO YAMI MADE YUGI PREGANT BUT WUZ SAYING YUGI SAS A SLUT EVRN THOUGH YUGE ONLY LOVED YAMI EVEN TOUGH YAMI WUZ ABUSIVE ANF MEEN

SO YUGES IN AN ATIC CRYIBG

"OH KAMIS I WISJ SOMEUN CULD MAKR ME NOT LONELY ANF TELL YAMI TO STOP AND TO BE DAD TO THIS BABBY"

AND HE STARTED LISTENING TO LADY GAGA TO CHEER HIM UP HE LISTENED TO MONSTER NOT KNOING HIS WISH AAS BEING GRANTED AND HE SANG A LITL
"
HE ATE MY HEART HE A A ATE MY HEART"

Spikey Wikey | MLP:FIM

[dragonassistant]

[r u ready for sum manly naito action, bakerstreet?

flawless fanfiction w/ reg spike is kewl 2 tho]

Scootaloo | MLP:FIM

[chickenwings]

[WILL RAINBOW DASH SEMPAI SAMA EVER NOTICE SCOOTALOO-CHAN??? MAYBE NOT :'(

BUT I TTLY WANNA RITE SUM FRIENDSHIPS N CMCS ADVENTURINGS PLZ, SHE NEEDS HER CUTY MARK BAD!!!!!

RATED T FOR TWENTY PERCENT COOLER]

Yuma Tsukumo | Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal

[sphinxtactician]

[well yugioh is all abot due monsters soooooooooo

who wants 2 write some yowies, lmao! het is fine too though, only care about shipping, lol

sry, i suk at duelin!! :C dats ok yuma does 2 tho ROFLMAOBBQ]

male!Youmu Konpaku | Touhou | m/m

[ghostsword]

[ OOC:

Me: this is my fic, i am so excited! But only other boys! No girls! >.<;

Youmu: This is really embarrassing!!1

Me: you like it! i know you do! ;D

Youmu: youre super mean to me all the time! why are you so mean?!

Me: sht up you know my fiction not my story!!!

Youmu: I'm sorry!! ; w;

Me: thats okay you're still my biyatch ^_^ }

minatsuki takami ▶ deadman wonderland

[sadistics]

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