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[inuyasock]

the sexting meme

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[inforapound]

[Don't let the expensive suits fool you, he's the "help". And honestly, the constant laughing is almost normal. Being a Gothamite means developing a certain tolerance to unique character quirks. And if only she knew how much baggage of his own he came with. But he's not about to tell her any of that. Not when he's looking for a nice date with a frankly gorgeous woman]

I'm absolutely positive I got the right number. Unless you aren't the pretty lady with the lovely laugh.

Because if you are, them people are blind wankers. It's their loss if they don't have the stones to ask you. So I'm going to. I'd like to go out with you. A right proper date, befitting a lovely lady such as you. I'd be honored with yes, but I won't pressure you.