new year, who dis

[inuyasock]

the sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Rapunzel | Tangled | OTA

[shehasadream]

zeus | mythology

[kingofthiscastle]

( misfires welcome. )

[sacredarmory]

I am sure I was not the intended recipient of that dick pic, father.

[HE HOPES]

Simon Lewis | The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones | m/f

[cautiouslybrave]

Ray Donovan | ota

[fixerfortherich]

Loki | MCU | ota

[reliablelies]

johann kim // original

[leashes]

[ecchymosis]

what are you doing this weekend?

Richard Starke | OC | m/m m/f

[loveisblindness]

june | original

[ecchymosis]

[ character info in journal; open to all. misfires welcome. ]

[turndown]

consider this:
me, flat on my back, blindfolded
you, making me earn my fucking with my mouth
then if i do a good job i get to keep eating you out while you fuck me
yes or yes?

Bucky Barnes | MCU | ota

[icycold]

[toomuchred]

Your side of the bed has gone cold. When will you be back?

harley quinn ( dceu ) ota

[juggalotrash]

( open to whatevs. )

shuri | mcu

[selfashuried]

[ Good with anybody, but especially about that Shuri/Bucky life. ]

Laughing Beauty | Metal Gear Solid 4

[fuckinghysterical]

[Open to f/m and f/f, with a preference for cross-canon! 20+ for not misfires!]

If he's too old for her, consider it a misfire

[inforapound]

I'll just be frank, since I'm right garbage at this sort of thing. I think you're a lovely lass and I'd love to take you out for drinks and dinner and if things go well, a night cap.

leon belmont ( castlevania )

[prolonged]

[ misfires very welcome. ]

jaehyuk (jae/james) woo | original character | ota

[arbitratour]

Ardyn | FFXV | ota

[thechancellor]

scott lang; mcu

[anklemonitor]

 

[basques]

Any resolutions this year?

pjq • mcu

[milano]

 

[juggalotrash]

im contractually obligated to ask for space dick pics

this is what technology was made for

april o'neil ; tmnt 2k14!high school au ; ota

[schoolnews]

helen cho | mcu

[ugin]

frank castle ( mcu )

[castle]

( m/f, 25+ )

wanda maximoff ( mcu )

[magija]

[juggalotrash]

ive always wanted to be the hotter twin

of course first id need a twin and not one of those absorbed ones you find about at the doctors office

anyway how's being the hotter one working out for you?

steve rogers (mcu)

[anthemically]

 

[betterworld]

[ The picture that Wanda sends is more teasing than outright dirty: she's dressed (though can one really call that silky, barely-there camisole clothing?) and she's not doing anything graphic, but her cleavage is prominent, as is her messy hair and her slightly flushed cheeks. Suggestion is the key here, enough to get the viewer wondering exactly what she'd been doing right before taking the picture.

And, also? There's no text to go with it, so it may not even be for Steve. Or was this intentional? The world may never know... ]

Nyx Ulric | FFXV Kingsglaive

[warphero]

Happy New Year ^^

[nocts]

I want to come over

jon snow (asoiaf) m/f

[watcheronthewalls]

I hope you don't mind

[crimsonstar]

Mr. Snow is it?

pietro maximoff • mcu

[incitatio]

 

[juggalotrash]

are you fast where it counts?






by which to say will you get my food order here faster than uber eats?