what's a "slash fan"?

[ineffabilities]

the OH CRAP THERE ARE FANFICS ABOUT US meme

Fanfiction, as we all know, is a diverse beast. On one hand, you've got the excellent stories that you could almost swear were written by the creators themselves, the beautiful fanart that you just have to save as your wallpaper. On the other hand, you've got...well, things. Wriggling little things that populate the Internet, just waiting to ensnare their latest victim.

Unfortunately, you have now stumbled across it. Hoo, boy.

WHAT TO DO:
1. Post with your characters!
2. Congratulations, they have just discovered fanfics about them. They don't have to be horrible, per se, but it's fun to watch them squirm.
3. Tag around and be traumatized with everyone else.
4. ???
5. PROFIT.

Comments

Sousuke Sagara || Full Metal Panic!

[drywall]

[ You may do best to avoid letting him know what kinds of fanfiction are out there.

Or not. Your choice. ]

[mr_irony]

[Never. Guess who just filled his school email inbox with these awful things?]

Doc| Red Vs Blue

[sphereofignorance]

[This should be F U N.]

Sirius Black || Harry Potter || OTA

[alwaysimpure]

[oh merlin, what stuff isn't out there with this guy?]

sorry couldn't resist

[fleurdeleo]

Honestly, Pads, I'm married.

Jim Moriarty | BBC Sherlock

[moriarty_hi]

[the_new_sexy]

[This space reserved for finding Jim/Sherlock superraunchy or superfluffy fanfiction. /mun vanishes off to work back soon]

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[aintno_grave]

Rikuo ♒ Darkstalkers ♓

[curiously_attractive]

Female!Hitoshura | Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

[demifemme]

I don't get it. What's Rule 63?

Duo Maxwell [au]/ Gundam Wing/ OTA

[stillshinigami]

Doctor Who || TARDIS

[oldgirl]

*Do not ship the Ship. Why is that so hard to understand?*

Cloud Strife :: Final Fantasy VII

[findmyownreason]

[he's been innocent up to now. Just a mild mannered not-in-any-way-at-all-compensating giant sword wielding amnesiac hero. Little did he know that when he got out of bed this morning his world would forever change. Welcome him to... The Fanfic Zone!]

[berserked]

...

[He found fanfic of him. Enough to make Orson's expression change. But what's really got him giving Cloud those weird looks?

He found the fanart, too.]

Thomas Raith || The Dresden Files

[emptynight]

... We're brothers.

To fourthwall even more, they have the same PB. xD Ben Barnes is too perfect for Sirius!

[alwaysimpure]

Who is?

[Just your friendly neighborhood wizard, coming by at the wrong moment. He's only vaguely familiar with computers, much less with the internet. He's innocent! Alright, not that, but at least he doesn't know about fanfiction. Yet.]

Sheeana | Dune series

[worm_dancer]

[Either everyday fanfic or the godawful Brian Herbert/Kevin J Anderson books]

Shinichi Okazaki | NANA

[hired_pistol]

That's silly! I wouldn't do that if I hadn't been paid first!

Dean Winchester | Supernatural | Because this is always fun.

[hunting_trip]

Aight we have like 8000 threads but this is too ridic to pass up.

[onparkbenches]

[He's leaning over Dean's shoulder and squinting at the laptop's screen, perplexed.]

I don't understand.

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

[Chances are, it won't bother him.]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

Steve Rogers | Captain America: The First Avenger

[like_a_gerbil]

[legacyofiron]

[Tony was holding a tablet when he walked up to Steve. It was taking a concerted effort not to grin like a cheshire cat.]

So... I was searching the net to see how PR is treating us... and you'd never believe what I found. We have quite a fan base, you know that?

[He tried to keep a straight face as he held the tablet out to him with a forced straight face and three open 'fan fics' on it.]

Hong Kong | Hetalia

[orchidharbour]

[Okay, Japan, what are you and your doujinshii authors up to now?]

Molly Hooper // Sherlock

[wealldosillythings]

W-What?! I would never---!

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock is passing by and glances over her shoulder. He raises an eyebrow.]

And people wonder why I stick to newspapers.

Karkat Vantas | Homestuck

[phazeandblood]

[Guess who found the kink meme?





And might be reading more than he should.]

Re: Karkat Vantas | Homestuck

[8reaks_8balls]

[And guess who is laying his chin on his shoulder, smirking.]

John Watson | BBC Sherlock

[doctorforeveralone]

[oh no]

[punchmyface]

...Why on earth are you making that face?

[And surely it can't be because Sherlock happens to be walking by with a blowtorch in one hand and a beaker of steaming green liquid in the other.]

James Norrington || Pirates of the Caribbean

[commodore]

Morgana Pendragon ♚ Merlin

[veneficus]

[ Oh God. ]

renge houshakouji ♥ ohshc

[ohohoho]

Oh, com on - I could have written that sex scene better!

[repelling]

[ ...what. ]

What?!

[ the most eloquent. ]

Shinichi Kudo | Detective Conan

[modernholmes]

For once Shinichi was at a total loss.