what's a "slash fan"?

[ineffabilities]

the OH CRAP THERE ARE FANFICS ABOUT US meme

Fanfiction, as we all know, is a diverse beast. On one hand, you've got the excellent stories that you could almost swear were written by the creators themselves, the beautiful fanart that you just have to save as your wallpaper. On the other hand, you've got...well, things. Wriggling little things that populate the Internet, just waiting to ensnare their latest victim.

Unfortunately, you have now stumbled across it. Hoo, boy.

WHAT TO DO:
1. Post with your characters!
2. Congratulations, they have just discovered fanfics about them. They don't have to be horrible, per se, but it's fun to watch them squirm.
3. Tag around and be traumatized with everyone else.
4. ???
5. PROFIT.

Comments

Sousuke Sagara || Full Metal Panic!

[drywall]

[ You may do best to avoid letting him know what kinds of fanfiction are out there.

Or not. Your choice. ]

Doc| Red Vs Blue

[sphereofignorance]

[This should be F U N.]

Sirius Black || Harry Potter || OTA

[alwaysimpure]

[oh merlin, what stuff isn't out there with this guy?]

Jim Moriarty | BBC Sherlock

[moriarty_hi]

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[aintno_grave]

[the_new_sexy]

[This space reserved for finding Jim/Sherlock superraunchy or superfluffy fanfiction. /mun vanishes off to work back soon]

Rikuo ♒ Darkstalkers ♓

[curiously_attractive]

[moriarty_hi]

[Yes! Queen King Moriarty demands Jim/Sherlock fiction.]

[moriarty_hi]

Right, found a few:

A Little Break by pennypaperbrain @ LJ.
A Little Bit, Sometimes by brighteyed_jill @ LJ.
Blue Dress by platonicnonyeah @ LJ.
Gular by wreathed @ AO3.
Mutual Parasitism by etothepii @ DW.
Turn Around, I’ll Be Two Steps Behind by kirstenlouise @ LJ.

Female!Hitoshura | Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

[demifemme]

I don't get it. What's Rule 63?

Duo Maxwell [au]/ Gundam Wing/ OTA

[stillshinigami]

Doctor Who || TARDIS

[oldgirl]

*Do not ship the Ship. Why is that so hard to understand?*

Cloud Strife :: Final Fantasy VII

[findmyownreason]

[he's been innocent up to now. Just a mild mannered not-in-any-way-at-all-compensating giant sword wielding amnesiac hero. Little did he know that when he got out of bed this morning his world would forever change. Welcome him to... The Fanfic Zone!]

Thomas Raith || The Dresden Files

[emptynight]

... We're brothers.

Sheeana | Dune series

[worm_dancer]

[Either everyday fanfic or the godawful Brian Herbert/Kevin J Anderson books]

To fourthwall even more, they have the same PB. xD Ben Barnes is too perfect for Sirius!

[alwaysimpure]

Who is?

[Just your friendly neighborhood wizard, coming by at the wrong moment. He's only vaguely familiar with computers, much less with the internet. He's innocent! Alright, not that, but at least he doesn't know about fanfiction. Yet.]

Shinichi Okazaki | NANA

[hired_pistol]

That's silly! I wouldn't do that if I hadn't been paid first!

Dean Winchester | Supernatural | Because this is always fun.

[hunting_trip]

[berserked]

...

[He found fanfic of him. Enough to make Orson's expression change. But what's really got him giving Cloud those weird looks?

He found the fanart, too.]

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

[Chances are, it won't bother him.]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

not.... TEH FANART!!!!

[findmyownreason]

What?

[it's just a regular day to Cloud full of regular stuff. He has no idea what's up with Orson but... there's looks coming from that direction. Which is saying something considering who we're talking about but even more they're weird looks. Have a self-conscious hand over his nose to make sure he's not drooling boogers or anything.]

What?

pffffffffft the fourth wall doesn't stand a chance.

[emptynight]

[Thomas pushes away from his laptop, as if the physical distance is going to make things any better. It's not, but hey he can live in delusion.]

Harry.

I'm afraid so.

[berserked]

[He can't help the looks. How can you expect him to ever look at his friend the same way again after seeing things that would make Larry Flynt blush?]

...nothing.

[He decides, like everything else in his life, to simply not talk about it.

But still.

That stuff leaves an impression you just can't shake off.]

Steve Rogers | Captain America: The First Avenger

[like_a_gerbil]