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[slaughtergreedy]

Bed, Wed, Behead


Bed, Wed, Behead (or Shag, Marry, Cliff, or Fuck, Marry, Kill, or whatever other name you know it as) is a sort of party or road-trip game. One person gives three names, and the next person says which of the three they'd bed (/shag/fuck/etc), which they'd wed (/marry/commitment ceremony/etc), and which they'd behead (/kill/throw off a cliff/etc). It can then get turned around on the original asker, or the "players" can sit and discuss their terrible life choices.

How to play
1) Comment with your character.
2) Others reply (ICly) with three names to choose from.
3) Say who you would sex, who you would commit to, and who you would axe.
4) ???
5) Profit!

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Comments

[jbird]

Pfft. Try again.

[radrobin]

Yeah. My friends are just cool people who tolerate me for reasons unknown, I guess.

[jbird]

Not sure about the cool but we can at least agree on the last part.

[radrobin]

Cooler than your friends. Except Starfire.

[jbird]

Your ONLY cool friend is Conner.

[radrobin]

I'm telling Cass you said that.

[jbird]

I’m convinced she’s not even your real friend.

[radrobin]

Yeah, me too.