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[slaughtergreedy]

Bed, Wed, Behead


Bed, Wed, Behead (or Shag, Marry, Cliff, or Fuck, Marry, Kill, or whatever other name you know it as) is a sort of party or road-trip game. One person gives three names, and the next person says which of the three they'd bed (/shag/fuck/etc), which they'd wed (/marry/commitment ceremony/etc), and which they'd behead (/kill/throw off a cliff/etc). It can then get turned around on the original asker, or the "players" can sit and discuss their terrible life choices.

How to play
1) Comment with your character.
2) Others reply (ICly) with three names to choose from.
3) Say who you would sex, who you would commit to, and who you would axe.
4) ???
5) Profit!

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Comments

Caitlin Snow | The Flash

[snowandfrost]

Peter Kavinsky | to all the boys i’ve loved before

[peterkavinsky]

Jason Todd | DC

[jbird]

Jean-Paul Beaubier /Northstar | Marvel | OTA

[speed_of_snark]

Jesse McCree | Overwatch | OTA

[almightythirst]

 

Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4 | OTA

[nohomomura]

[Welcome to all]

KITT | Knight Rider | OTA

[ki2k]

echo | the 100

[azgedas]

octavia blake | the 100

[blodreinas]

Carol Danvers | Marvel

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[speed_of_snark]

Galactus, MODOK, and Doom.

[cheeseburgermarvel]

Wow, all awful. Like extremely.

[There’s a moment as she considers it.]

Kill MODOK. Marry Doom for his money. [And then she nearly snorts as she laughs.] Which means getting it on with Galactus.

Gross. All of it gross.

Ignis Scientia | Final Fantasy XV |

[fairygodspecs]

[Cast mates and cross canon welcome.]

[niiroya]

Dick, Tim and Damien.

[robber_of_atms]

Heatwave, Piper and Trickster Jr.

Leonard Snart/Captain Cold | DCTV

[robber_of_atms]

Lady Loki | MCU

[frost_sorceress]

[snowandfrost]

[Of course she gets this group.]

Bed Mick, Wed Hartley at least we could divorce pretty quickly., and let Frost handle Trickster Jr.

[robber_of_atms]

Interesting choice Doctor. I can put in a good word for you to Mick, if you want.

Pepper Potts | MCU

[verytasteful]

[snowandfrost]

I'm fine by myself, thank you. Wouldn't want to potentially steal him away from you and the Legends.

kylo ren ⋆ star wars

[warfares]

[forcevisions]

Hux, Finn, and Poe.

[warfares]

[ eye twitch ]

Marry Hux for tax purposes, fuck the traitor and hurl Dameron off the nearest cliff I can find.

[robber_of_atms]

One night won't matter.