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Fiona the Hippo, 2 Cincinnati About Living my best life. ✖ ❤

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Comments

[impatientdefense]

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Hey
I kinda make corpses for a living, so I'm so not afraid of them
Or corsets

Little afraid of ghosts but who isn't, right

[scalpedsociety]

They are annoying creatures. But please, tell me more about yourself. <3

[impatientdefense]

Yeah, can't punch them for shit, such a pain. Uhhh, I'm a martial artist, crazy fit. Into parkour, holding my own in a fight, all that. I like beer, and beautiful women. It's like, in my name. Or the other way around

How about you? You're pretty beautiful, from what I can see.

[scalpedsociety]

Never been around a lady that probably break me in half. But it's not unwelcome.

I so happen to like gardening, anatomy, piano, exotic food, and concocting poisons.

[impatientdefense]

Good food, piano, and anatomy... That sounds like the start of a nice time. You must be good with your hands, huh?

But uh, how much do you use that poison.

[scalpedsociety]

Now don't be mischievous, I'm just starting to know you. <3

Mostly to keep pests away, both insect and human.

[impatientdefense]

Oh yeah, sure sure sure, wouldn't want to make myself a pest. We're just talking.

So... you use poison to keep things pest-free. Good for plants, good for social circles? Does anybody ask, like, uncomfortable questions when you use it that way?

[scalpedsociety]

The typical kinds of questions. But I don't really care about them.

[impatientdefense]

It must get tiresome after a while.

[scalpedsociety]

It does, but it's not worth getting riled up about. There's plenty of other things to think about.

[lmpatientdefense]

Yeah, for sure. So, like, what are some other things you'd like to think about, and talk about?

[scalpedsociety]

Well, I am curious as to how a lady gets a haircut like yours.

[lmpatientdefense]

Uh, I guess it's not a lady's haircut. More a rough men's salon, cut. I show them I mean it, and do maintenance cuts myself with a knife if everywhere makes faces.

[scalpedsociety]

I see. Was it done for convenience or just to show you could?

[lmpatientdefense]

My old man hated it... Which made me kinda really like it. Besides, it looks good on me.

[scalpedsociety]

That is does. It's unique but you wear it well.

[lmpatientdefense]

Thanks

[Some delay passes before the next message.]

I was gonna compliment your hair back, but. It's hard to make it out in your picture. What with the angle, and the cropping, and the veil.

[scalpedsociety]

Well you could always ask for a more... flattering picture of me.

[Was that suggestive? Perhaps.]

[lmpatientdefense]

I mean if you're offering, yeah, I would love to see a more flattering picture of you. I just don't know if there's some... uh, privacy reason you cropped so tight?

[scalpedsociety]

No, I just liked the way it looked.