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Comments

[impatientdefense]

It must get tiresome after a while.

[scalpedsociety]

It does, but it's not worth getting riled up about. There's plenty of other things to think about.

[lmpatientdefense]

Yeah, for sure. So, like, what are some other things you'd like to think about, and talk about?

[scalpedsociety]

Well, I am curious as to how a lady gets a haircut like yours.

[lmpatientdefense]

Uh, I guess it's not a lady's haircut. More a rough men's salon, cut. I show them I mean it, and do maintenance cuts myself with a knife if everywhere makes faces.

[scalpedsociety]

I see. Was it done for convenience or just to show you could?

[lmpatientdefense]

My old man hated it... Which made me kinda really like it. Besides, it looks good on me.

[scalpedsociety]

That is does. It's unique but you wear it well.

[lmpatientdefense]

Thanks

[Some delay passes before the next message.]

I was gonna compliment your hair back, but. It's hard to make it out in your picture. What with the angle, and the cropping, and the veil.

[scalpedsociety]

Well you could always ask for a more... flattering picture of me.

[Was that suggestive? Perhaps.]

[lmpatientdefense]

I mean if you're offering, yeah, I would love to see a more flattering picture of you. I just don't know if there's some... uh, privacy reason you cropped so tight?

[scalpedsociety]

No, I just liked the way it looked.