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Fiona the Hippo, 2 Cincinnati About Living my best life. ✖ ❤

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Comments

Gen because I can't leave that alone

[impatientdefense]

❤

You know you could just write 1953-1963 right
Like it's not more impressive listing out all 11 years you took to get your phd

LMAO

[spah]

That's how you're supposed to write it out on here, ain't it?

The year you get a degree?

[important: a degree]

[impatientdefense]

Yeah but
Are you saying you have 11 phds

[spah]

Yes ma'am

[impatientdefense]

The fuck.
I mean
The fuck???
How
Why?
I'm not impressed so much as I'm deeply concerned for your mental health.
Why would you do that to yourself

[spah]

Nah, it was easy

Just took a little while

[impatientdefense]

But how did you have a life

Even if you're some super genius you had to spend a lot of time like, reading, and writing, and whatever

[spah]

I mean, I was a roughneck in between

Like said, wasn't too bad

[sorry Beau this man is just

a cartoonishly smart supergenius]

[impatientdefense]

[She is getting that idea. That, or he's lying outrageously. But somehow this feels like the former.]

Uh yeah I would think so

Were you just like, constantly drunk, to cope with it

[spah]

Only about as much as any other kid in college

I ain't seeing the issue here

[impatientdefense]

Are you kidding?!?!

That's insane, and you're insane, and the part where you don't see how it's insane is the most fucking insane part about this whole thing.

It's like you injected pure liquid books into your head

I don't have a PHD but that takes like 8 years usually

[spah]

Yep

[I mean he's agreeing with you there]

[impatientdefense]

[Yeah but come on Engie, respect her verbose feelings and give her more than one word here]

I'm not drunk enough for this

[spah]

I got bourbon

[That's three words.]

[impatientdefense]

[Hot damn a 300% increase in words, she's sold.]

You know? Yeah. Let's meet up and drink someplace. I want to ask you why in person.

[spah]

Miss, you got yourself a deal.