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Fiona the Hippo, 2 Cincinnati About Living my best life. ✖ ❤

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Comments

[spah]

Only about as much as any other kid in college

I ain't seeing the issue here

[impatientdefense]

Are you kidding?!?!

That's insane, and you're insane, and the part where you don't see how it's insane is the most fucking insane part about this whole thing.

It's like you injected pure liquid books into your head

I don't have a PHD but that takes like 8 years usually

[spah]

Yep

[I mean he's agreeing with you there]

[impatientdefense]

[Yeah but come on Engie, respect her verbose feelings and give her more than one word here]

I'm not drunk enough for this

[spah]

I got bourbon

[That's three words.]

[impatientdefense]

[Hot damn a 300% increase in words, she's sold.]

You know? Yeah. Let's meet up and drink someplace. I want to ask you why in person.

[spah]

Miss, you got yourself a deal.