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[sockslayer]

the same thing we do every week, pinky

Comments

[wingshield]

Uh I'd like you to keep in mind that I'm just a squishy human
If you have to smack me, use your NOT METAL hand
And like half strength or something
You ain't smacking Captain America, here

No obviously we still hate each other
We can just exist under the same roof for a bit

Do you even do snacks or are you too busy being broody to have a snack break or what?

[sinistral]

Maybe I should just smack Steve whenever I feel like smacking you.
Then I don't have to be careful.
And he'll be really confused.
It's a win-win.

Okay good.
That works for me.

Yes I have snacks.
Do you even know what my metabolism is like?

[wingshield]

If it's anything like Steve's, I gotta do soe shopping before you come over
You're lucky I like to cook

You can pretend you don't enjoy it if you want
If that makes you feel better about eating my food

[sinistral]

Yeah, yeah.
Protein shakes are fine you know.
Simple.

No sense in that.
It's not the food's fault.