pirateangel: (↟ Wrong.)

Thor • MCU • OTA

[personal profile] pirateangel 2018-07-20 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
i. Last night you broke a mirror and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you.
ii. Yes. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level: sober weekday sex.
iii. Another question: may I come over for sex, take a nap in your bed, grab some food and then leave?
iv. My money was between my arse cheeks when I woke up. I vaguely remember putting it there for safe-keeping.
v. Or text him!
basques: (pic#)

iii.

[personal profile] basques 2018-07-20 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes to all of the above.
pirateangel: (↟ Bitch I might be.)

[personal profile] pirateangel 2018-07-20 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent. I knew I could count on you.
basques: (pic#)

[personal profile] basques 2018-07-20 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
and they say romance is dead.
pirateangel: (↟ Really ... not.)

[personal profile] pirateangel 2018-07-20 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not take you to be a romantic, Romanoff.
basques: (pic#)

[personal profile] basques 2018-07-20 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That was a joke, Thor. Not my thing.
pirateangel: (↟ Bitch I might be.)

[personal profile] pirateangel 2018-07-20 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Our understanding of one another is my favourite part of our agreement.
basques: (pic#)

[personal profile] basques 2018-07-20 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's your favorite part?
sinistral: (☆ 17)

2.

[personal profile] sinistral 2018-07-20 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
When did we make it to fuck buddies? I mean, I think I'd know.
pirateangel: (↟ Is this a beverage I see before me?)

[personal profile] pirateangel 2018-07-20 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Forgive me, Bucky, that message was intended for another.
sinistral: (☆ 31)

[personal profile] sinistral 2018-07-20 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a relief. I know my brain's shot through with holes but you had me really worried there.

Congrats on the fuck buddy thing?
pirateangel: (↟ no please carry on.)

[personal profile] pirateangel 2018-07-20 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
There is no need for congratulations. In the grand scheme of things it is hardly an accomplishment.
sinistral: (☆ 91)

[personal profile] sinistral 2018-07-20 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't sure what to say.
pirateangel: (↟ Wrong.)

[personal profile] pirateangel 2018-07-20 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That much is evident in your stilted replies.
sinistral: (☆ 03)

[personal profile] sinistral 2018-07-21 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
You caught me off guard.
iamaking: (Default)

iii

[personal profile] iamaking 2018-07-20 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you already do that regularly?
sundr: (013)

IV

[personal profile] sundr 2018-07-20 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you preparing me for a follow up message about losing a coin somewhere undesirable, or are you simply reminding me to never handle any money in your possession without protective measures ever again.
pirateangel: (↟ um that's mine??)

[personal profile] pirateangel 2018-07-20 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't be handling money in my possession in the first place, Loki. You have your own!
sundr: (060)

[personal profile] sundr 2018-07-20 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And if I spend yours, I'll still have my own.
pirateangel: (↟ for the last time it's fuck marry KILL)

[personal profile] pirateangel 2018-07-20 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
But then I'll have to spend your money.
sundr: (067)

[personal profile] sundr 2018-07-20 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Bold of you to assume you could ever find it to start.
pirateangel: (↟ beg ur pardon?)

[personal profile] pirateangel 2018-07-20 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You wear most of it around your neck and wrists when you're prancing around in those gowns of yours. Taking something will be easy enough.
sundr: (061)

[personal profile] sundr 2018-07-21 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
You would rob me of my own jewelry as I wore it? Your own brother, who would seek you out for closeness and affection because he trusted he could find it with you?