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[sockslayer]

the same thing we do every week, pinky

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james t. kirk • star trek • ota

[episodically]

1) Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!

2) I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.

3) I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.

4) I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea.

5) He corrected my spelling during sexting.

4

[hadyougoing]

Yep. Ribs.

Do you not remember buying all those ribs?

Haha, you musta blacked out pretty bad.

Re: 4

[episodically]

i don't remember a goddamn thing about last night.

who let me buy ribs? why did you let me buy ribs? how did i make those ribs without passing out?

[hadyougoing]

Hmmm yeah

if the cops show up, maybe "buy" is not the word to use

actually, I'd lawyer up right away?

[episodically]

are you trying to tell me i stole these ribs?

( or maybe he'd just charmed his way into having someone give them to him for free. that was what jim was going for, yeah. )

you're not being very helpful. did i not share with you or something?

[hadyougoing]

[ She's supposed to be helpful?? This is why Ava's bad at having friends she doesn't immediately try to kill. ]

I mean, I don't want to point fingers? but your sharing skills could use some work.

3.

[tombing]

yeah. i remember that, too.

Re: 3.

[episodically]

you're not regretting it, are you?

( that was impossible. he was great when it came to kissing. that cheering they'd gotten while it was happening just proved that. )

i'm not.

[tombing]

that's sweet

[ is she regretting it? not really. but she's regretting that she's not really sure how to handle it now that it's morning. ]

[episodically]

you didn't answer the question.

( he wasn't going to just let you ignore that, lara. think again. )

i'm very sweet but so are you.

( and he knows that for a fact now. )

[tombing]

i wasn't regretting it until you called me sweet

[ she doesn't really mind, seeing how she started it, but still. ]

3

[thatsjusttypical]

Yeah, that wasn't me, Jim.

Re: 3

[episodically]

it wasn't?

( jim distinctly remembers dark hair and a sourpuss expression. it had to have been bones! )

[thatsjusttypical]

[There's a pause before the response comes. Dammit, Jim.]

Ok, fine. It was me. But I feel like calling it a "make out" is taking it a bit far.

[episodically]

my tongue was in your mouth.

( he was pretty sure it had been, at least. )

that's making out.

[thatsjusttypical]

[ for fuck's sake. ]

For maybe... three seconds.

1

[greenblooded]

You insisted on multiple occasions that you did not require supervision.

Should I conclude that this was in fact, not the case?

Re: 1

[episodically]

i don't require supervision but you should supervise anyway!

( because what the hell was he supposed to do with a horse!!! )

where did we even go that there were horses?!

[greenblooded]

I suspect that any attempt I make to remind you of this advice will be unsuccessful.

As to your second query,

You are exceptionally resourceful.

[episodically]

no it won't. i'll listen. i always listen to your advice, spock.

( hahahahahaha. )

is the horse still here?

[greenblooded]

[This is a man who has heard this lie almost as many times as Dr McCoy.]

Naturally.

As you had insisted that Artax is a valuable member of the crew with a great deal to contribute.

3.

[maneuvers]

Mm yep we definitely did that
I definitely remember the cheering even with this headache

Re: 3.

[episodically]

you don't regret it, do you?

( what jim remembered of that kiss, it had been pretty damn good. who knew sulu had that in him?)

first time i've been cheered for after kissing someone.

this is INCREDIBLY late, you're welcome to ignore if you so choose

[maneuvers]

[ There's a lot that Sulu has in him that Jim doesn't know about, how about that. ]

No I don't regret it.
From my experience that tends to happen when everyone is that drunk.

it's all good!

[episodically]

hey, i'll take that kind of drunk over me ending up naked and hanging from a tree by my underwear.

( yes, it could happen. don't ask how. )

i'll take drunk kissing with a peanut gallery anyday.