TFLN

[hanswolo]

you know what to do.

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[amiexpelled]

NO! No one's in the bathroom, Wade.

Colossus asked me to tell you that he's waiting for you to come train with him. He doesn't have a phone so I'm stuck being the messenger.

[fourthwalled]

Well, I'm sure someone is in the bathroom. I walked by and by the smell I'm pretty sure someone is wrecking one of the toilets. What are they you feeding you kids?

Oh, well okay then! Why don't you join us? You can zap me with your eye lasers as much as you want.

[amiexpelled]

I'm adding that to the lost list of things I never ever wanted to know.

They're not lasers nor electric, you make me sound like a pokemon. But sure, I can come over.

[fourthwalled]

Now that's all I'm going to be able to think about! We should get some giant Pokeballs for the Danger Room.

Speaking of Pokemon, why didn't you accept my PKGo Friend request? We can get so many more bonuses and trade!

[amiexpelled]

It works with holograms, I'm sure it could be done. But don't tell Colossus I let you know.

The what now? You might have sent it to the wrong person because I don't have that. It's a game?

[fourthwalled]

Oh ho ho.... I'm going to have some fun with this knowledge. [Prepare yourself Scott, next danger room session you're going to be fighting some pissed off Care Bears.]

You're the worst, Scott. It's almost like you're straight out of the 80's or something. I'll have to teach you the ways of the future of staring at your phone and playing stupid games.

[amiexpelled]

with great power comes great responsibility, Wade. Don't abuse it. [ He's already regretting opening his mouth. ]

I have better things to do than stare at my phone. Or rather, I have very few opportunities for free time.

[fourthwalled]

You have met me, right?

What are you too busy with? Staring at Jean's ass? Please.

[amiexpelled]

Yeah. That doesn't mean you can be better than yourself.

Wha--NO!!! Why would I do that!?!?!

[fourthwalled]

Stop that. Believing in me. It hurts me! I'm like the opposite of Tinker Bell.

Dude. I'm not a mind reader and even I can tell that's bullshit. I can only imagine when Jean hears when you're staring at her. Keep it PG, man.

[amiexpelled]

You don't have to do anything with that information. But it's true, either you like it or not.

[ Well if Jean were listening now he would hear an alarmed cry and a lot of embarrassed cursing. ]

I don't stare at her ass. Or their chest or her anything. We're just...friends. That's all.

[fourthwalled]

Uh huh. Whatever you say, Cyke. [He's got a stack of comics spanning 40 years that say differently!]

[amiexpelled]

Oh, give me a break.

I'm pretty sure you were my age at some point, back then when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. You know how it is. Girls are...difficult.

[fourthwalled]

Hey now! I'm not that old.

But I feel you. Girls are pretty confusing. But honesty is key, I hear. Especially with girls that already know what you're thinking.

[amiexpelled]

Could have fooled me. [ He's only being a little shit, Wade, don't mind him. ]

I don't lie to jean. I just...don't really know what to tell her either.