He's a knight. Protecting all the nuts to bury them for the peasant squirrels of Acornia. And he'll save the best ones for the beautiful, Lady Fluffertail. Obviously.
She's a strong independent woman who doesn't need no man! But that's why Sir Nutterkin is trying so hard. He likes 'em feisty and wants to win her hand in marriage.
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you're rancer ridden
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It was a very cute squirrel though. So it was worth it.
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Squirrelykins?
Squirrely McNutkins?
Squeakers?
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Only the fairest lady in all of the land
That Cinderella shit?
No.
Tell the kids about Lady Fluffertail and Acornia
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He likes 'em feisty and wants to win her hand in marriage.
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