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[hanswolo]

you know what to do.

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takeshi kovacs ↬ altered carbon ↬ ota

[resleeves]

1) And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.

2) Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?

3) It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months

4) Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.

5) Text him!

[thecanarylives]

What IS it with you and hot pockets?

[resleeves]

half the shit you're gonna find on the ground's poison anyway. might as well kill myself quickly, right?

plus, they're good.

[thecanarylives]

What?

Stop eating stuff off the ground?

God, you're weird sometimes.

[resleeves]

not the literal ground, fucking hell.

meths in the sky, cockroaches on the ground, ring any fucking bells? don't be this stupid, i know better.

[thecanarylives]

Well how the hell do I know what envoys used to eat 250 years ago?

Whatever, you're still weird.

[resleeves]

you just don't like being wrong.

which you are. i'm not fucking desperate enough to eat food from the ground. i've got a little more money than that.

[thecanarylives]

Nobody LIKES being wrong, Kovacs.

So then buy yourself something a little less gross than a hot pocket with all that Bancroft money.

[resleeves]

my money. i can do whatever the fuck i want.

why are you so bent out of shape about this?

[thecanarylives]

not saying you can't. just saying you shouldn't.

there are just, like, a billion more foods you could eat after sex that don't totally gross me out.

[resleeves]

maybe that's half the allure.

that it grosses you out.

[thecanarylives]

What, are you afraid I'm gonna try and cuddle you after?

[resleeves]

you know better than to do that.

again, you're not that fucking stupid.

[thecanarylives]

That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

[resleeves]

you need to hang out with better people.

don't get used to it.

[thecanarylives]

Better people are boring.

And not as great in bed.

[resleeves]

you only want me for the sex.

[thecanarylives]

lets be honest. that’s not the worst thing you could be wanted for.

[resleeves]

you're right. doesn't bother me either. you know what you were getting into when you met me.

[thecanarylives]

snark and rough sex?

[resleeves]

yep.

simple.