It's not polite to laugh at a dick pic

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[waitedtoolong]

I feel like it’s a trap if I agree, so I’m just gonna say that I’m also one lucky man.

I know better than to leave you wanting for anything, my beautiful wife. And one of those acts isn’t exactly altruistic, so.

[ to be honest he’s grateful that she didn’t. these days he doesn’t entirely feel like a good soldier. not like he used to. ]