It's not polite to laugh at a dick pic

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
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[pastasking]

You’re still fit for an old man with one arm. So you’ve been working the land with just one arm? Now I’m even more impressed. It’s okay if you don’t want to use it. I don’t expect you to. To be honest, I’ve kinda been waiting for them to come up with something to make me cringe, it so far nothing and I’m relieved more than anything. I don’t need statues. Trading cards and movies were more than enough. I more than agree with you on that.

Good, because like I said I behaved as long as I could. Now you’re going to get all the contact and interruptions. Or as many as I can manage. Yeah. There’s a part of me that really hasn’t been let loose in a while. I think you’re about to benefit from it.

[alloplast]

Can't fall too far behind, someone has to keep up with you. Using it felt like I'd just be signing up for more soldiering. A mental block, I guess. It wouldn't bother me, with you here. Give them time, they'll come up with something. Trading cards, huh? Yours might be worth even more than a Mickey Mantle.

You misbehaving...brings on an entirely different thought than it did when we were kids. Sounds like it needs to be let loose. Ready and able to help with that. In every way.

[pastasking]

Not a whole lot of people can, it’s true. Although remind me to tell you about Thor sometime. I understand, and to be honest I would never press you into soldiering again. I’d never ask it of you unless it was genuinely the end of the world. Don’t think about it now. You can figured it out if it’s something you are okay with when I’m there. I don’t know about that but a good friend once showed me his collection.

It’s really not gonna be like when we were kids. Very, very adult content. Trust me. Now you say things like that and you’re definitely starting to warm me up.

[alloplast]

With a name like Thor it sounds like it's going to be a decent story. Doing it for a reason helps. I don't want to be the person I was before. You've never asked me to, either. It's something I can figure out, with you. I went to the museum, after what happened on the helicarrier. Seeing our display was surreal.

Adult content. There's something I feel like you should know, before I start to really get you warmed up. The way I felt about you, feel about you, it was there before the serum.

[pastasking]

He's also got access to the only alcohol that can make me a little drunk. Should you ever need to know that. I know, I won't let you. True, but that doesn't mean I won't try and keep you out things as much as I can. Deal. Tell me about it, but it's the only place these days I get to see the other Howling Commandos. All this history happened without us. Well, some apparently happened with you. I was frozen.

Yes. Part of me wishes you'd told me back then, but it's done. I had a crush on you for the longest time, Buck, but it's like I said - if friendship was the offer, then friendship was what I was taking. Although what you could have ever done with a dame that had just about every illness under the sun compared to the ones you did take dancing... I'll never know.