It's not polite to laugh at a dick pic

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[catlady]

The same old, same old, actually. But I'm sure you know how that is.

[ Still all kinds of crazy. ]

[sledged]

Ain't that the truth? You know what they say though, about variety being the spice of life and all that. Maybe it's time to try something new.

[catlady]

Oh, I am all about variety.

I'm curious, though: What do YOU suggest for fun, Harls?

[sledged]

I'm real glad to hear that, Kitty.

Well, we could go out for a night on the town. Bust some skulls, rob some poor schmucks, cause a whole bunch of chaos.

Or we could always, what do they call it now, Netflix and chill? Whatever happened to getting drunk and fucking like bunnies, kids these days.