It's not polite to laugh at a dick pic

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[warfares]

An interesting time to develop a sense of shame, Master Revan.

Would this need to be in person or would you prefer photographic?

[warcried]

I'm only trying to spare you from my rather exciting imagination.

They're both so tempting.

[warfares]

[ sounds fake, bro. ]

But you're not adverse to borrowing me to vent your frustrations. Do I need to point out the hypocrisy or have you caught that already?

[warcried]

I try to keep it fairly tame.

[warfares]

I'm sure I'd appreciate the consideration if you ever decided to do more than think about it.

[warcried]

Be careful or I might take that as an invitation.

[warfares]

To be more imaginative or to do more than think about it?

[warcried]

Both.

[warfares]

One is less wise than the other.

[warcried]

I'm teasing you. I should think by now you know I don't touch you unless invited or emergency.

My subconscious is a bit trickier.

[warfares]

You have a curious sense of humor.

[warcried]

You already knew that.

[warfares]

It wasn't a complaint.

[warcried]

I like being certain.

[warfares]

You would know if the attention was unwelcome, even if it is surprising.

Ask yourself why this is something you would want.

[warcried]

I wouldn't want it to come to a point where you felt you needed to be defensive. Flirting is meant to be fun.

[ don't try to deny that's what you've been doing, ren. ]

I don't have to ask myself. You're physically my type, and you're powerful and intelligent. You're also surprisingly charming when you're off-balance.

[warfares]

I've never been good at this. [ talking, he means. for the most part his successes can be put down as largely accidental -- allowing himself to forget that connections made you weak rather than strong. ]

And it would be complicated.

[warcried]

You're not as bad as you think. Most of the time. [ teasing again. ] Anyway, I don't mind. I'm a very patient man.

Only as complicated as we make it, and I don't think either of us is prepared for anything particularly complicated.

[warfares]

Out of practice, then.

I don't know what I want.

[warcried]

There's nothing wrong with not knowing yet. Like I said, I'm patient.

At the very least, you don't seem to be put off by my unfortunately sexual dreams.

[warfares]

I've seen worse.

Admittedly not recently.

The station numbs my awareness somewhat.