Crack: Not so whack

[thelegendof]

THE CRACK PAIRING MEME

crack pairing

An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.

OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.

We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag others.

Comments

Mike | OC | M/M

[greeklife]

(Classic frat boy)

Re: Mike | OC | M/M

[waxenwing]

_{[Hello your username means the thought of throwing my boy here at you is entertaining, would you like a reincarnated myth?]}

Ajax | Deadpool

[dr_laundryagent]

Scott McCall | Teen Wolf

[moonbitten]

Re: Scott McCall | Teen Wolf

[underwolf]

_{[Open to a werewolf oc?]}

Prompto Argentum | Final Fantasy XV | OTA

[chocobobutt]

Not even gonna pretend to be sorry~

[loveme_chain]

[Here, blonde dork. Have another, possibly more ridiculous blonde dork~

Besides, Prompto needs more love in general.]

Dick Grayson | Batman | OTA

[justlikeacircus]

Re: Dick Grayson | Batman | OTA

[redarrowqueen]

[Thea Queen? I'm current but she's canon through the winter finale.]

Scorpius Malfoy | Harry Potter and the Cursed Child | OTA

[theonlyfriend]

Jinx | League of Legends | ota

[bulletbath]

[a volatile criminal anarchist, the loose cannon herself]

Jason Bourne l The Bourne Series l OTA

[onhisownside]

Xena | Xena; Warrior Princess | ota

[sinsofthepast]

Ahsoka Tano | Star Wars | OTA

[ahsokathegrey]

[ also have the teenage edition at ahsokathepink ]

Buffy Summers | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | OTA

[theladylazarus]

[ A meme after my own heart! ]

Yvaine | Stardust (2007) | OTA

[alwaystraveling]

[ Stars see all the worlds! ]

Cassandra | Scorpion King | OTA

[earthmagic]

[ Your pseudo-historical fantasy sorceress in ancient times. ]

mantis | mcu | ota

[innerbeauty]

[ ...most ships for her are this. ]

harley quinn | dceu

[riler]

( prefs! )

jax teller | sons of anarchy

[aintgonnabite]

[ down for some biker/harley shenanigans? ]

shuri | black panther/mcu | ota

[selfashuried]

[ character is underage, but i'm open to aging up. ]

Re: shuri | black panther/mcu | ota

[seenmoremovies]

_{[Hello I need this plz]}

Thor | MCU

[allyofmidgard]

Up for it?

[dr_laundryagent]

rapunzel | tangled

[watcheslanterns]

[ m/f pref, but open to other animated ladies. ]

[immortalmarshal]

((mind this older soldier? He could be a guard assigned to her, or some wandering swordsman that happened to have taken her along with him...))

negan | the walking dead | ota

[aintgonnabite]

[ m/f preference. ]

[justastupidgirl]

ooc: spunky Tulip in a zombie world?

claudia ( interview with the vampire ) ota

[fifille]

[ Heads up: she's predatory and manipulative as all hell. Keep that in mind.

On that same note, while I'm not open to overtly sexual material due to an underage PB, most CR with Claudia that takes this "romantic" tinge will be uncomfortable, not to mention borderline inappropriate. She's essentially a grown woman in a child's body. ]

[quiet_storm]

[This crack might just be possible? He's quite susceptible to manipulation and seems to attract predators. Uncomfortable and borderline inappropriate opposite painfully body-shy would be perfect. Assuming she can tolerate blood with concentrated chemical "life force" mixed in, Cloud would even be edible.

Possible or not, I would say it definitely qualifies as crack. X3]

Penelope Garcia l Criminal Minds

[bauoracle]

[M/F and your perk tech from the BAU, other crime dramas would be loved for this]

[nexttarget]

[ Not a crime drama but a crime fighter? >> ]

Alex Kamal | The Expanse | OTA

[shouldstoptalking]

[Pretty much anything goes.]

Ami Mizuno || Sailor Moon || OTA

[mizunosenshi]

(ooc: Kindhearted genius magical girl who once broke out in hives after receiving a love letter.)

anabel | pokemon sun and moon | m/f

[latiosite]

[ 25+ or around there only please (she's 28). ]

Iseul Song | World of Darkness (Corax) OC | M/M

[crepo]

[Nosy were-raven. Smartass. Tabloid reporter. Asks all the questions. Messenger for werewolves. Drinks the eyes of the dead. Laughs away the trauma. There are a lot of things with him that can be touched on.]