Grasping futilely for the tissues

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THE SICK DAY MEME

RULES
► Post with your character, name and fandom in the header.
► They are now, for some odd reason, sick (headache, fever, runny nose, cough, whatever you want).
► Another character replies and is struck with the sudden urge to take care of them (bringing them soup, extra blankets, Sudafed, sexual healing, what have you).
► Go from there!

originally from mememaster!

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Qrow Branwen | RWBY

[corvidiocy]

[OTA. I'd prefer him in the sick position.]

[hakingitup]

...I don't even want to know.

[He doesn't really care how it happened to be perfectly honest. Why his alpha is sick. And also why he looks full of eggs. Seeing as Hak has recently (without Qrow again) gave birth, it means that one of them is going to be pregnant all the time.

It's amusing.]

So you're stuck at home until you get better and give birth, Bird brain?

[corvidiocy]

[Qrow heaved a heavy sigh and laid a hand atop his heavy belly, feeling the unnatural firmness of it despite the recent nature of this situation.]

... You know all those times you asked me to stay and I couldn't? You can thank my damn employer for this.

[He wasn't going to even be able to get far from the bed got months because of this.]

[hakingitup]

And now you know how I feel.

[He sighed, rubbing his hand over his belly.]

You look ready to pop already...

[corvidiocy]

Eggs. It's gotta be.

[He felt ready to pop...]

[hakingitup]

[He keeps rubbing them, feeling them under his fingers.]

Makes sense.

[You damn bird.]

[corvidiocy]

[He made a small, pitiful sound and shifted under the blankets in an attempt to get more comfortable. His back ached-- his everything ached-- and nothing seemed to bring him relief.]

You're enjoying this way too much.

[hakingitup]

No idea why that might be. Can't have anything to do with me being pregnant 3 times.

[He keeps rubbing his stomach.]

Only this time, you get someone to take care of your aches.

[corvidiocy]

Yeah.... but those were worth it.

[Even though Qrow was away more than he wanted to be, he still tried his darnedest to be there for Hak during those times.

He groaned under Hak's hands; Hak would notice that Qrow's belly was already burgeoning towards looking like it was full term despite the swiftness of this situation.]

God. I don't know how you even do it.

[hakingitup]

I wouldn't be able to if you didn't help out.

[The money Qrow sent home was more than enough to take care of everything he had to take care of.]

You'll have it easier this time.

[corvidiocy]

Easier? How?

[At least Hak had time to grow used to the weight; how was Qrow even supposed to move like this?]

[hakingitup]

You get someone to take care of you.

[There's this look that says "duh".]

[corvidiocy]

....That's a point, but that doesn't help that I'll be like this for nine months.

[He leaned back with a groan. The eggs had quickly grown over the span of a couple of days, his belly swelling appropriately to accomodate them. He had no idea how many children they were expecting-- or even what they were.]

[hakingitup]

Then I guess you're only getting handjobs for the next nine months.

[Because he's not getting pregnant at the same time Qrow is.]

[corvidiocy]

Whoa- whoa.

[He propped himself up on his elbows at that, looking mortified.]

I'll get used to it-- just gimme a chance.

[hakingitup]

So. If I get knocked up, what do you expect me to do? Take care of you and me, Qrow?

[Crossing his arms over his chest.]

[corvidiocy]

...

--Fine. I get your point.

[It meant no real sex-- for however long this was going to last.

Groaning in discomfort and irritation, he brought himself back into a sitting position and rested his arms on his distended belly. He was going to need to do some shopping, somehow...]

All right. We'll play it your way. We're probably gonna need to see a doctor though, 'cause I've never heard of an Alpha ending up like this.

[hakingitup]

I have things you can wear before you get bigger... provided you can get out of bed.

[Hands on his hips as he looks at him.

Honestly, he's probably going to give in and have real sex with him anyways.]

[corvidiocy]

How much bigger can I get?

[This wasn't going to be an ordinary pregnancy. He knew it in his gut, but he wasn't sure that he even wanted to know what this even was.]

[hakingitup]

Big enough to be stuck in a room?

[Just a thought.]

[corvidiocy]

I'm already that big!

[In his mind, anyway.]

[hakingitup]

You can stand. You're not that much bigger than I was near the end.

[corvidiocy]

That's not exactly encouraging.

[hakingitup]

You probably won't go into labor while carting the kids around town.

[Guess who has.]

So get up.