bakerstreet | Sexting

girl youre always confused

RE: your ass; its nice
nicer than your tits at least LOL!

not always! and half the time it's your fault when I am.

you know what? I'm just going to take that as a compliment and ignore you pretending I have small boobs. again. so, thank you, Miu!

youre welcome
i like how fat and wobbly it is
my cute little butterball ♥

[ Sorry, no nice things allowed. ]

okay now you have to compliment me while i lube up my dildo GO

you really know exactly how to make a girl feel special.
but I guess I could stand to lose a few pounds.
you won't get upset if I thin out, right?

I like the way you dress, it's very cute!

and your boobs are really, really big?

HAhahaha! Damn right my boobs are HUGE and bounce like a fucking crack head in a whorehouse!!!

but no fuck that no thinning out i like it. \(o////o)>

ive been working on a machine to stuff you while you sleep

I'll take your word for it, they've been pretty well behaved as far as I've seen.

aww, you mean you like me just the way I am? you can be sweet sometimes. every now and then.

...you probably don't mean like, filling my belly, do you?

i already invented a machine to shove things up someones ass while they sleep

so obviously

yes i mean fill you up because i want you to be my little oinker

huff huff

um..... can someone really sleep while having that done to them?

that's a rhetorical question, don't worry about testing it.

and okay, now I really am thinking about going on a diet. it's one thing if you think my butt is nice but this is getting weird.

no wait wait you dont need to go on a diet you dumb whore you have curves and are gorgeous so shut your stupid face already and theres nothing weird about liking healthy chicks! its evolutionary!

~~i can sleep through it if you wanna hook me up to my machine and teach me a lesson~~

can we just get back to sexting instead of the Kaede fatass pity party??

wow. that's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Miu. I'm actually blushing over here.

[Aww, she's kind of cute. And awful. But still cute?]

okay, let's do that!

so let's pretend you walked in and I'm fast asleep on my bed, face down, no covers on me. I'm wearing a loose t-shirt and... white thong panties. what do you do?

i admire that fifty thousand pounds of ass meat is what I do!!! i shove my face between those cheeks and take a big long breath mmmmm

actually go back go back

i sneak around the edge of your bed, cuffing your hands and ankles to the bed. when youre all bound up I pull my hand back and i SLAP THE FUCK outta those cheeks, once each!

"Wakey wakey, ass-cheeks-shakey!"

[ This ought to be a reminder; never fall asleep in this position near this girl. ]

that's

okay, going back, better.

~~nevermind they're both awful~~

I wake up and shout! what do you think you're doing, Miu? unlock me right now or you're going to get in trouble!

[Note to Kaede: lock your door every night.]

too late, i grab a handful of ass and squeeze with all my might. fuck. im sinking in like i was grabbing a handful of soap suds!!! then i slap it again

then i grab your thong and yank it up, giving you a wedgie like the piano NERD you are

"dont talk back to me, im here to punish you for bad behaviour!"

slap yank slap!

hey, my butt isn't THAT squishy. it just jiggles a little, but whatever, you can fantasize all you want.

a wedgie? really? okay, okay. it really hurts! and I yell out loud! you're so cruel Miu, but I'm not going to cry, no matter what you do.

"what bad behavior?! I never did anything to you!"

ow ow ow. my butt's turning all pink, you can be a little softer.

hey youre just saying that because you dont know how hot it can be to go through the typical bullying shit. shame my choices when youve suffered wet willies and swirlies!!!!

"youve been behaving badly, shaking this fat ass around and tempting me while im busy making the world a better place!"

such a thing is a MASSIVE crime as big as this BIG AMAZING ASS slap slap yank tug-- I hear a stitch burst, exciting!!!!

"apologize for being such a slutty temptress!"

[ Apparently this is therapy for Miu working through some struggles in the real world. ]

you don't actually HAVE to do all this immature bullying stuff, you know? if you just ask I'd probably try whatever it is you really want me to do.

wait, spanking me and giving me a wedgie probably is what you really want, isn't it... that and shoving your toys in my ass.

"that doesn't make sense, I'm not trying to flaunt anything! my butt's just there!"

I try to use logic even though I know it's useless. my poor panties are tearing, my butt cheeks are turning red, and now my butthole aches thanks to your wedgieing me so much.

"no! I won't say I'm sorry for something you're imagining!"

you have to do your best when mummy is teaching you manners!

i want to do this to you in real life too but i dunno if youre a switch or not im still trying to work it out pls no hate!!

"you're not trying? that makes it worse, jiggle-butt!"

i slap it full force and then stop to use both hands to PUUUUUULLLLLL that thong until it rips with a sound like a fucking chainsaw, leaving your ass shaking in pain and your butthole on display!

"awww want it kissed better?" slap slap "better be nice to mummy, little slut!!!"

[ Miu, of course, keeps things classy and high brow by attaching a photo of her soaking wet pastel pink panties. There's nothing left to the immagination; she's sodden through. ]

aren't moms supposed to be warm and sweet and not strange sadomasochistic types...?

let's just stick to sexting for right now.

[Mostly because Kaede doesn't even know what she is, and pressing the issue might make Miu cry or something.]

"how is that worse?? I'd never tease you on purpose!"

I'm so confused, but it doesn't matter with you abusing my butt like that. now I'm sore and achy, my undies are ruined, AND you can see my butthole? that's... so humiliating, you're the worst.

"look I'm sorry, okay? just stop spanking me, it's really making my butt burn! I'll be good, I promise!"

[Oh, wow, so this really is doing something, or Miu wasn't kidding when she said she was always wet. Kaede isn't brave enough to send her anything really dirty like that, but she can take a very awkward shot of herself lifting her skirt and showing her still fully clothed IRL butt for Miu to... enjoy.]

[ Miu saves that picture in a heartbeat. It might send Kaede a notification, and if it does then damn she saved it fast!!! Then she took a few moments to rub her thighs together. Hard. ]

I wave your panties around and then wonder if i should tie em around your head like a gag or kinky mask but i just sniff them instead. deal with it. big snorting whiff goes here, bitch!

"I'm a yummy cummy dommey mummy, and shouldnt my baby girl be well behave!"

Slap. Slap. SLAP! God, it's so fucking red it looks like you have two giant tomatos for asscheeks!

"Apologize with a full sentence that I can jill it to, dammit!"

[Miu's thirst is real, but somehow this doesn't really come as a shock. She might just be a, what's the word, tsundere? Prickly exterior, soft interior? Yes, Kaede chooses to believe that Miu isn't truly rotten to the core.]

that's kind of dirty but I can't really stop you, can I? I showered before I went to sleep so you get to smell my really nice lavender soap. too bad you wrecked those panties... you might have been able to wear them.

I said I'd behave, didn't I? I'm pretty sure I did. you don't have to get weird on me again.

um... "I'm REALLY really sorry for being a bad girl miu, you're right to spank me, please forgive for being a tease with my big butt? Also, being tied up like this and having you look right at my butthole is secretly turning me on!"

how's that?

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