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justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-05-01 05:12 am

Sexting







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[personal profile] scumdump 2018-05-01 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
hey youre just saying that because you dont know how hot it can be to go through the typical bullying shit. shame my choices when youve suffered wet willies and swirlies!!!!

"youve been behaving badly, shaking this fat ass around and tempting me while im busy making the world a better place!"

such a thing is a MASSIVE crime as big as this BIG AMAZING ASS slap slap yank tug-- I hear a stitch burst, exciting!!!!

"apologize for being such a slutty temptress!"


[ Apparently this is therapy for Miu working through some struggles in the real world. ]
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[personal profile] pianoidiot 2018-05-01 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't actually HAVE to do all this immature bullying stuff, you know? if you just ask I'd probably try whatever it is you really want me to do.

wait, spanking me and giving me a wedgie probably is what you really want, isn't it... that and shoving your toys in my ass.

"that doesn't make sense, I'm not trying to flaunt anything! my butt's just there!"

I try to use logic even though I know it's useless. my poor panties are tearing, my butt cheeks are turning red, and now my butthole aches thanks to your wedgieing me so much.

"no! I won't say I'm sorry for something you're imagining!"
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[personal profile] scumdump 2018-05-01 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
you have to do your best when mummy is teaching you manners!

i want to do this to you in real life too but i dunno if youre a switch or not im still trying to work it out pls no hate!!

"you're not trying? that makes it worse, jiggle-butt!"

i slap it full force and then stop to use both hands to PUUUUUULLLLLL that thong until it rips with a sound like a fucking chainsaw, leaving your ass shaking in pain and your butthole on display!

"awww want it kissed better?" slap slap "better be nice to mummy, little slut!!!"


[ Miu, of course, keeps things classy and high brow by attaching a photo of her soaking wet pastel pink panties. There's nothing left to the immagination; she's sodden through. ]
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[personal profile] pianoidiot 2018-05-01 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
aren't moms supposed to be warm and sweet and not strange sadomasochistic types...?

let's just stick to sexting for right now.


[Mostly because Kaede doesn't even know what she is, and pressing the issue might make Miu cry or something.]

"how is that worse?? I'd never tease you on purpose!"

I'm so confused, but it doesn't matter with you abusing my butt like that. now I'm sore and achy, my undies are ruined, AND you can see my butthole? that's... so humiliating, you're the worst.

"look I'm sorry, okay? just stop spanking me, it's really making my butt burn! I'll be good, I promise!"


[Oh, wow, so this really is doing something, or Miu wasn't kidding when she said she was always wet. Kaede isn't brave enough to send her anything really dirty like that, but she can take a very awkward shot of herself lifting her skirt and showing her still fully clothed IRL butt for Miu to... enjoy.]
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[personal profile] scumdump 2018-05-01 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Miu saves that picture in a heartbeat. It might send Kaede a notification, and if it does then damn she saved it fast!!! Then she took a few moments to rub her thighs together. Hard. ]

I wave your panties around and then wonder if i should tie em around your head like a gag or kinky mask but i just sniff them instead. deal with it. big snorting whiff goes here, bitch!

"I'm a yummy cummy dommey mummy, and shouldnt my baby girl be well behave!"

Slap. Slap. SLAP! God, it's so fucking red it looks like you have two giant tomatos for asscheeks!

"Apologize with a full sentence that I can jill it to, dammit!"
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[personal profile] pianoidiot 2018-05-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Miu's thirst is real, but somehow this doesn't really come as a shock. She might just be a, what's the word, tsundere? Prickly exterior, soft interior? Yes, Kaede chooses to believe that Miu isn't truly rotten to the core.]

that's kind of dirty but I can't really stop you, can I? I showered before I went to sleep so you get to smell my really nice lavender soap. too bad you wrecked those panties... you might have been able to wear them.

I said I'd behave, didn't I? I'm pretty sure I did. you don't have to get weird on me again.

um... "I'm REALLY really sorry for being a bad girl miu, you're right to spank me, please forgive for being a tease with my big butt? Also, being tied up like this and having you look right at my butthole is secretly turning me on!"

how's that?