grand yourself a slam.

[shitglasses]

Some terrible, weird, or otherwise bizarre circumstances have taken place in your life recently. We won't judge. All anyone can say, though, is you sure are at the local Denny's at 3am.



How To:

• Post to the meme.
• Congrats, you're at Denny's.
• Respond to other people on the meme.
• Congrats, they're also at Denny's.
• No judgement, only lukewarm flapjacks.

Comments

[apocalypsenah]

Lay it on me, kid.

[ Normally, he'd be a little more cagey about being peppered with questions by just anybody. But what can he say? He's got a soft spot for kids. Especially ones who don't run away screaming at the sight of him. (Or maybe that's just all humans who don't. Either way.) ]

[supoorhero]

[It's a little hard to be afraid of someone so nice, but the real fact of the matter is that HB isn't all that, well, scary. Maybe it's just a thing with big real devil guys. It's the Lovecraft shit you need to watch out for.]

How hard is it living with a giant hand? Like, did you have to teach yourself to be left-handed and that's the one you wipe your butt and jerk off with? If you used the big one, would it hurt?

[COMPLETE. SINCERITY.]

[apocalypsenah]

[ Jesus, Ken.

It is immediately, readily apparent that Hellboy is doing his best not to find this as funny as it is. Because he is definitely, 100% not trying to encourage a kid to go around asking about shit like that.

But is pretty funny. ]

You are one messed up little kid, you know that? Who even thinks crap like that about somebody they just met?

[supoorhero]

[Kenny laughs so hard it looks like he's about to pee himself. It would've been funnier if it would've gotten Hellboy pissed, but this is good too; it proves he's talking to a chill guy, not a douchey one.]

Um, everyone?! It's really hard not to think about! And it's a REALLY big hand!

[apocalypsenah]

[ Eh, when you're the walking harbinger of the end times and all you wanna do is live your life, it's kinda hard to sweat the small stuff. ...And there's pretty much no comment about his appearance he hasn't heard already, anyway. ]

All right, all right. [ He rolls his eyes, but it's less irritable than it looks. ] But let's keep the personal questions a little more PG, huh?