Stuck in an Elevator Meme

[mywhataguy]

STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR MEME

You enter the elevator with only one other person on it. Twenty seconds into the ride and it stops. The power is stuck. The doors won't open, you're between floors, and no one is answering your calls. You're stuck with this person for an unknown amount of time.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Taken from memebells.

Comments

[dammithardison]

[It should have been really simple. Get to the top floor, hack into this guy's computer, leave. Easy as pie.

This con is not going to go well when your hacker is stuck in the elevator, guys.]

Of all the times...you've got to be kidding me. Seriously? Seriously?

[emptynight]

[The other guy in the elevator is attractively slouched in the corner, and at those words, he peers over his sunglasses. Yes, Thomas is wearing sunglasses inside. Because it's stylish.]

Got an important date, darling?

[dammithardison]

Yeah. It's called someplace other than here, stuck in an elevator.

[Under his breath] Parker, I really hope you're somewhere close.

[emptynight]

[Eyebrow raise over the sunglasses, because really how often is somebody this grumpy and wasn't Harry?]

Don't tell me you're one of those people who gets antsy about being in small enclosed places.

[A pause.] If you're going to talk to yourself, you might want to get one of those hands free headsets.

[dammithardison]

[Gives him a Look and then he sighs.]

Naw, man - I'm good, I'm good. Just...I've got somewhere to be. Five minutes ago.

[And now this guy is telling him about hands-free headsets. Telling. him. About hands-free headsets.] Man, you have no idea.

[emptynight]

[Just this look.]

It's either that or admit I'm stuck in an elevator with a guy who's muttering to voices in his head, princess.

[dammithardison]

Okay, really? Out of curiosity, have you ever heard the phrase "thinking out loud"? Because it would be really helpful if you did. It would explain a lot of things.

[Looks back at the elevator doors, willing them to open]

[emptynight]

[Pushes the glasses back over his eyes and leans back against the wall of the elevator, looking relaxed.]

That'd be too easy. And nowhere near as much fun.