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[memeswearhouse]

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind

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[armybrats]

All of them. Every single one. You might want to hydrate.

And okay, Now I'm curious. Who's this person you think could help?

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh fuck, like what?

I mean, I do know Spider-Man.

[armybrats]

[ You see, she was totally down to give him a little preview for later tonight, but then that second text message pops up on her phone and, well... ]

Bullshit you do! How do you know Spider-Man?

[whateveraspidercan]

[Damn it! Foiled by how own helpful nature!]

I mean, I met him a few times when I worked for Mr. Stark.

[armybrats]

[ Use this to your advantage, Pete!! If you do something nice for her, there's a pretty good chance she'll want to return the favor and, well, you already know where this night is going. ]

Does the guy owe you a favor or something? You really think he's just going to be down to help a complete stranger?

[whateveraspidercan]

[Peter isn’t quite that devious. He just likes doing nice things because he likes Lois.]

Well, he’s never done an interview before so it might take some convincing.

But he probably would.

[armybrats]

And you'd be willing to try and facilitate this whole thing? He's your friend or whatever. I wouldn't want you to put yourself in an awkward position with him on my behalf.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well, you’re my best friend. So for you I’d do it.

[armybrats]

[ Well, shit. ]

That's actually really sweet, Parker.

[whateveraspidercan]

Hey, I’m just glad to help out!

[armybrats]

I realize this. It's still ridiculously nice of you. I just hope you know that I really, really appreciate it.

And I fully intend on showing my appreciation. For the record.

[whateveraspidercan]

You don’t have to do that.

But you are totally WELCOME to do that.

[armybrats]

It's cute that you think I'd ever do ANYTHING I didn't actually want to do.

[whateveraspidercan]

So not what I meant!

I like that you want to do me though.