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[memeswearhouse]

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind

Comments

[forcevisions]

Thanks. That was vivid.

I meant how to initiate that sort of arrangement. Not the physical orientation.

[vaderstan]

They're going to think you want to be a part of a threesome.

Honestly, they need to figure it out on their own. I'm not sure it's a good idea to get involved in it.

[forcevisions]

So do I.

Need to figure it out on my own I mean. About how to handle us without people finding out.

[vaderstan]

Clearly I'm only good for my knowledge of positions to use during sex.

[forcevisions]

That's not true.

[vaderstan]

Oh? You have more to add to the list?

[ HE WAS JOKING TBH. ]

[forcevisions]

I would have thought you above digging for compliments.

[vaderstan]

You seemed willing to offer. I'm just curious what I offer besides sexual prowess.

[ HEAVY. DOSE. OF SARCASM THERE. ]

[forcevisions]

[ ?? ? ? She can't tell over text if he's joking or not. Safer bet is to say no, especially since the topic of hiding from ppl seems fraught in general and maybe tied into this. ]

You're not bad in a fight.

[vaderstan]

[ I mean I also honestly specify for anyone who stumbles across this thread and is like "wait what". Like guys. Kylo ren doesn't actually think he's a sex god. Plz. Plz. ]

And tearing apart ships.

[ Almost responded with "AND YET I WAS BESTED BY A GIRL WHO BARELY HELD A LIIIGHTSABER" but you know. There were ~circumstances~ ]

[forcevisions]

I think the more generous framing would be to say you're protective.

[vaderstan]

Protective, good in a fight, knowledge about sex.

I suppose that's a well rounded list.

[forcevisions]

You're also the only person other than me who Chewie trusts to work on the Falcon.

[vaderstan]

I'm not sure fixing the Falcon should be included on any list of positive qualities

[forcevisions]

Then you're not considering what that ship means to me.

[vaderstan]

Fine.

I guess being trusted with the ship you inherited from my father could count.

[ It's a wonder Rey worries he'd like. Want the thing. Or take it from her. YOU CAN HAVE IT REY. ]

[forcevisions]

Are you sufficiently flattered?

[vaderstan]

For the moment.

[ bratty asshole diva ]

But if you're still worried about your friends putting together that we're fucking... I'm not sure how much advice I can offer.

[ Like. Yeah he wasn't raised by sand. But he's not sure how to play this one. ]

[forcevisions]

I don't expect you to have the answers.

But don't get on me about being awkward while we're both still figuring it out.

[vaderstan]

[ She has a point. He knows it. WE ALL KNOW IT. ]

Just try to not stare at my ass while I'm working on the Falcon

[ We can all see it Rey. ]

[forcevisions]

I didn't think you noticed!!

[vaderstan]

Force bond.

[ Also everyone is staring at him at all times. But especially at his ass when he is working on the Falcon. ]

[forcevisions]

Right.

Sorry. [ ?? ? ? ] Should I have asked first?

[vaderstan]

[ Pfffft. He may actually be laughing I am sorry. ]

Maybe work on your peripheral vision.

Honestly, I don't mind as long as you're fine with the gossip being directed at us and how often you're staring at me.

[forcevisions]

It's my responsibility to keep an eye on you.

[ She's the only one who could feasibly do anything if he were fucking up, after all. ]