everybody look at me, I'm on a--

[sharktober]

The Boat Meme

You're on a boat! That's it, that's the meme. Here are a few suggestions to get you started.


Pick Your Boat

1. Fishing boat
2. Cruise liner
3. Yacht
4. Paddle boat
5. Rowboat
6. Raft
7. Speedboat
8. Steamboat
9. Sailing ship
10. Listen, there's a lot of boats out there. Find one that suits your purposes.

Pick Your Activity

1. Hard labor: somebody has to keep this thing running
2. Fishing: for food, for sport, or for a paycheck
3. Science: the sea is vast and full of mysteries
4. Party!: you're here on vacation or for a special event
5. Nature tour: see whales, dolphins, and other animals in their natural habitat
6. Trying not to drown: Celine Dion plays in the background
7. Stowaway: You've got places to be, but not the money to get there
8. Piracy: does crime pay, or is this state-sanctioned?
9. Sailing for the hell of it: sometimes you just wanna be on the water
10. You just live here, man: and then sometimes you wanna be on the water so much you make the boat your home
11. Make something up!

Comments

Mikasa Ackerman | Attack On Titan | OTA

[callyourname]

Blake Belladonna | RWBY | OTA

[bellagatta]

Anna | Frozen | ota

[lovesopendoors]

Noctis Lucis Caelum | Final Fantasy XV | ota

[readyornoct]

[ Did someone say fishing??? ]

[immortalmarshal]

((Fancy a so-called Immortal? Could be that Cor's gotten dragged along on a fishing trip, or Noct's taking him sailing to cheer them both up regarding lost loved ones...

Or whatever strikes your fancy.))

Germ Warfare | NITW

[itwaitsyouout]

Ruby Rose ⚘ RWBY ⚘ OTA

[roses_and_strawberries]

Taako | The Adventure Zone | OTA

[elderflowermacarons]

[Yeah, Taako fishes.]

Izmir | Granblue Fantasy

[itjustmakessense]

Bruce Banner | MCU | OTA

[hulkbusted]

[Castmates for anything shippy, open to gen with all.]

[kindacatchy]

[We all know this is a yacht and that there is a Stark paaaarteeeeey going on.

Now, we also know that Tony has two Mai Tais in his hands. One he offers to Bruce.]

I got you a tiny umbrella in it. Because whatever you say, it's the chillest thing, having a tiny umbrella. In your drink, I mean.

bruce wayne | dc comics

[batsuits]

[ sometimes you go fishing 'cause your butler thinks you need to get out more

ota! crosscanon welcome! ]

Cor Leonis - Final Fantasy XV - Open to Anyone

[immortalmarshal]

((Well, there is an old yacht that one of his friends used to have, but is now being used by said friend's son and co... That said, though, very open to all other options))

Re: Cor Leonis - Final Fantasy XV - Open to Anyone

[chocobobutt]

_{((care for one of those 'and co'?))}

Deadpool | OTA

[captain_dp]

Marvel Comics ➔ Janet van Dyne

[pixiesized]

[ excuse, she is proper old money. she only does massive private yachts. ]

Count Olaf } A Series Of Unfortunate Events

[itsthecount]

[quadro_dent]

[well this is problematic. He does not look quite like the Count Olaf she remembers. But Sunny, being very smart for such a young child, knows Count Olaf when she sees him. She quickly looks around for somewhere to hide before he spots her.]

leopold mountbatten | kate & leopold

[bigfoodie]

[ Gen or shippy things OK. He's probably doing the rowing if necessary. ]

Henry Wellard | Hornblower

[overbarreled]

[something bigger than a rowboat would be nice. age of sail version also available for Intense Tall Ship Feels.]

[happyplague]

[ Coming down with a seriously intense flu right after shore leave wasn't exactly ideal, but while he spent most of the time half delirious from fever it did get Corentin about as close as he had ever come to having his very own room thanks to the extended stay in the infirmiry.

And now he's feeling lots better and getting a visit from one of his favourite people so that's pretty much a win. ]

Hey, Wellard. Step into my office.

Marcel | OC

[wellguifford]

[He's actually got a speedboat at hand, but he mostly uses it to escape crime scenes, so. OTA for gen, M/M for shippy things.]

Ben Solo (AU) | Star Wars

[jedi_librettist]

[Gen only.]

Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin

[preciousbrat]

{Jaqen H'ghar / GOT}

[twistedfaith]

(Fishing boat or Sailing ship are most likely.)

arthur curry | dceu

[breme]

[watermarks]

[It might be a strange world, and Katara might not know how long she's going to be here, but there is only so long a waterbender can resist an ocean and a full moon.

...she manages to wait until camp is set up on the shore, at least, and she's found some shelter, but the area seems pretty clear, the weather a bit like home...

But eventually, she can't take it anymore. It's not hard to spot the boat in the distance, she is just... ignoring it... so she can ride the breakers.

Whee!]

Ignis Scientia | Final Fantasy XV |

[fairygodspecs]

[Cast mates and cross canon welcome.]

[withthecurrents]

((There's something deep under the surface...))

josuke higashikata | jojo's bizarre adventure | ota

[nipzips]

i'm honestly surprised that username wasn't taken earlier, congrats

[failedhandjob]

[well, here they are. on a boat. thankfully neither of them were responsible for navigating it (for the time being, anyway) because an extra fifteen years 'alive' or not, Reimi was just as much of a teenager as her companion when it came to nautical charting.

leaning over the side to dubiously watch the waves lap at their vessel, she cocks her head to look over at Josuke.]

This is for Jotaro-san's thesis, isn't it?

[her gaze returns to the ocean, brow furrowing in consternation.]

Is it really alright for us to be catching things for him?

[isn't that, like...cheating? or something? fuck if she knows, she never made it out of high school.]

Engineer | Team Fortress 2

[spah]