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[sharktober]

The Boat Meme

You're on a boat! That's it, that's the meme. Here are a few suggestions to get you started.


Pick Your Boat

1. Fishing boat
2. Cruise liner
3. Yacht
4. Paddle boat
5. Rowboat
6. Raft
7. Speedboat
8. Steamboat
9. Sailing ship
10. Listen, there's a lot of boats out there. Find one that suits your purposes.

Pick Your Activity

1. Hard labor: somebody has to keep this thing running
2. Fishing: for food, for sport, or for a paycheck
3. Science: the sea is vast and full of mysteries
4. Party!: you're here on vacation or for a special event
5. Nature tour: see whales, dolphins, and other animals in their natural habitat
6. Trying not to drown: Celine Dion plays in the background
7. Stowaway: You've got places to be, but not the money to get there
8. Piracy: does crime pay, or is this state-sanctioned?
9. Sailing for the hell of it: sometimes you just wanna be on the water
10. You just live here, man: and then sometimes you wanna be on the water so much you make the boat your home
11. Make something up!