Gen texts!

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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percival de rolo iii / critical role

[decisions]

backflips over

[duskmeadow]

That last explosion sounded serious, Percy.

[ and some people!!! are trying to sleep!! ]

[decisions]

[ well some people!!! don't care. ]

It was fairly standard as far as explosions go.

I could have done better.

[duskmeadow]

Are you perfecting the explosions? I thought you were working on something useful down there.

[decisions]

Goes to show what you know, explosions happen to be incredibly useful.

[duskmeadow]

[ uGH ]

Not unless they're attached to arrows for my sister.

[decisions]

And what's to say at least some of them aren't.

There are only so many hours in the day.

[ eyes emoji. they're not, he just can't sleep okay. ]

this is probably a misfire but go with it

[synergise]

On a scale of one to "get the hell out of my face before I break it", how tired are you right now?

i'm going with it

[decisions]

I hover between "move your hand or lose it" and wielding sulfuric acid threateningly. Why?

[synergise]

Nice touch. Sadly I don't have any deadly acids on hand.

I'm trying to figure out if I'm far enough up to scale to punch this guy in the throat. Thought I could do with a point of comparison before I go for it.

[decisions]

If that's your first impulse, I would say go with it.

But before you do, I'm going to need some details as to why, perhaps, he deserves this unfortunate fate.

[synergise]

Let's see, did I lose patience when he was going on about how ex number three ruined his life? Or two-point-five? I think we're on five and three quarters, now.

Haven't figured how decimals and fractions work when it comes to exes. That's the only thing holding me back so far.

[decisions]

How do you only have

half of an "ex" ?

I am incredibly confused. I would say on principle alone you ought to just punch him right now. He sounds like an utter bore.

[ hey man, he's not the one doing the punching. suggestions? he's the master of those. ]

[bivariant]

I have a project for you.

[decisions]

From you? Well don't keep me here in suspense.

[bivariant]

SUBMISSION: A_FRIEND.IS

There are ten of them that have asked me for repairs, mostly minor adjustments. They're very small, and they require very steady hands.

[decisions]

Constructs? And they've asked you this themselves?

Clever little things.

Where did you find them?

[bivariant]

If that's how they wish to refer to themselves, then yes.

They found me, actually. Word of a pair of steady human hands goes a long way through their collectives. You don't mind my mentioning you to them, do you? I'll see if they mind your help.

[decisions]

Don't mind in the least. I've never come across anything that looks like this before. It would be my pleasure.

You know, I've never heard of a construct this sentient, never mind a group of them approaching a human and asking for help.

Does this happen often to you?

wink wonk

[faenthras]

Making anything interesting down there, darling?

[ bored, bored, bored, can't sleep. ]

[decisions]

[ you and your brother are such NOSY LITTLE SHITS!!!! ]

Are you hoping that it might be for you?

[faenthras]

[ and yet you love them both deeply. ]

Always. You know how much I love those present you give me.

[decisions]

[ ASSUMPTIONS. ALWAYS. ok maybe he does. ]

But now it's not fair if I only give you presents, is it?

I say as if I don't already have something planned for you in the not-so-distant future.

[faenthras]

[ she knows the truth, percy. you can't hide it from her. ]

Maybe.

[ its perfectly fair, thank you. ]

You're working on it right now, aren't you?

[decisions]

[ oh how he doesn't even try anymore. ]

I might be tinkering with it. Still a few kinks to be worked out, but I think you'll be pleased with the outcome once I've churned out a decent prototype to have you test on the road.