THE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME.

[basslines]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from here.

Comments

[l1ck1ng]

*1* D1DNT
TH3 1NV3ST1G4T1ON TO F1ND TH3 R34L BUY3R 4ND CULPR1T 1S ST1LL OP3N
MOR3 1MPORT4NTLY, YOUR F1RST R34CT1ON TO MY T3XT 1S
D1BS?

[alphaing]

idek anymore it just seemed a good idea to put dibs on everything about you
including your roadkill

[l1ck1ng]

OHH M1ST3R STR1D3R, OHHH

W3LP
1 GU3SS 1TS B3TT3R TH4N M4RK1NG YOUR T3RR1TORY L1K3 4 B4RKB34ST
TH4T WOULDV3 B33N 4WKW4RD.........

[alphaing]

also kind of vomit inducing

[l1ck1ng]

SHOULD STOP T4LK1NG 4BOUT UNS3XY BOD1LY FLU1DS B3FOR3 1 R3GURG1T4T3 TH1S PR3C4R1OUS M1X OF T3QU1L4 4ND COOL41D
B3FOR3 1 FORG3T
TH3 P1G3ON 1S NOT MY RO4DK1LL, GOG, GROSS
1 HUNT W1TH MUCH MOR3 F1N3SS3
.........................CL4R1C3
>:]

[alphaing]

youd be far more frightening if i didnt know you snored
stuff like that

[l1ck1ng]

WH4T3V3R, YOU C4LL3D D1BS ON MY SNOR3S TOO
1 M34N, 1 DO NOT, D4V3
*J3GUS*, 1M 4 *L4DY*

[alphaing]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
think that was how they went

[l1ck1ng]

RUD3
1 N3V3R COMM3NT ON HOW YOU CL1NG L1K3 4 D3SP3R4T3 HUM4N GRUBL1NG

[alphaing]

temporarily went blind there couldnt read what you wrote
whoops a daisy
and now theyre back what were we talking about

[l1ck1ng]

HOW TH3 COURT FORB1DS M1ST3R STR1D3R TO *PL4Y BL1ND* W1TH TH3 BL1ND TROLL H3RS3LF
YOU KNOW, CONS1D3R1NG 1TS H3R R1BS YOU SQU4SH W1TH TH3 CUDDL3F3STS

[alphaing]

youve never complained before madam judge

[l1ck1ng]

B3C4US3 1M MOR3 3DUC4T3D TH4N TH4T
NOT B3C4US3 1 L1K3 1T OR F1ND 1T R3MOT3LY 4DOR4BL3 1N TH3 M3LTS YOUR 1NS1DES 4ND TH3N YOU S1GH B3TW33N MY SHOULD3R BL4D3S 4ND 1 W4NT TO SMOTH3R YOU 1N F33L1NGS
OR 4NYTH1NG