Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Oh... My god. <3 Angela. All of the love for Bones muses. Wrong number?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i was gonna nap and come back and tags BUT OMG AN ELI /has been wanting one forever
I've spent forever looking for one and now it just seems so perfect...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
<3<3<3<3<3<3 and so on until infinity and beyond and on and on and on
mission accomplished! i need you for all the threads, always, ever
:33 < nyope
:33 < daytime is texting time
:33 < night time is you send me naked pictures time
:33 < daytime is texting time
:33 < night time is you send me naked pictures time
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
Edited 2012-02-08 19:09 (UTC)
It's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices.
Even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
SH
Even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
SH
THAT'S VERY ESOTERIC OF YOU. VERY PHILOSOPHIC. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
:33 < haga dulce amor conmigo
:33 < i am 100 purrcent sure thats how you say it
:33 < i am 100 purrcent sure thats how you say it
You are in so much trouble. You might want to avoid me tonight. How could you forget?
Ooh Rachel. I've seen her but I fear tagging people. lol
Feel free to tag her wherever. She likes meeting new people. :)
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Sounds 'bout right. 'ow'd ya manage t'figure that one out on ya own?
In the next twenty four hours, I'm going to murder you.|


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