The Craigslist Meme

[wankgator]

The Craigslist Meme

(Link for the uninspired)

Long story short: Post a personals ad top-level for your character and interested readers will reply with offers!

Bakerstreet > Community
Here's where you would post ads about meeting up with members of your community. Whether you're looking for a crochet buddy, looking for volunteer work, looking for a replacement band member, or looking for a lost dog's owner, here's the place to post.

Bakerstreet > Personals
Where else would a well-adjusted person such as yourself find friends, fuckbuddies, or more? Don't forget the meanings behind acronyms like DDF (drug and disease free) and SWM (single white male).

Bakerstreet > Discussion Forums
After all, you can't have a social website without having a place for the people to voice their opinions about topics such as those damned animes taking good tags away from the superior live actions, or the ever-growing meme economy.

Bakerstreet > Housing
Maybe you're looking for your next place to live, or searching for roommates to sublet your spare room to. Whatever you do, take caution and run a background check.

Bakerstreet > For Sale/Free
I'm sure you've got some old furniture taking up room or a couple of cursed artifacts around you don't need, why not pawn them off on someone else? Try not to spread bedbugs around the meme comm though!

Bakerstreet > Services
Are you a professional maid? Assassin? Undead graphic designer? Show off your talents here and maybe you'll get hired.

Bakerstreet > Jobs
Are you looking to hire for a sketchy job and Monster.com has a problem with your employees going missing because of "ethics" and "regulations"? Say no more!

Bakerstreet > Gigs
Are you looking for something more short-term and most likely modeling-related? Well, good luck finding any non-modeling gigs here. Seriously.

Bakerstreet > Resumes
Who needs to run around town passing out resumes when you can post yours on CL and make the employers come to you, right?

Comments

Max Mayfield | Stranger Things | OTA

[beyourzoomer]

[Posted by ZoomerGirl]:

For free:

One older step-brother. Comes with a fancy muscle car, a shit ton of barbells, and his entire collection of heavy metal tapes.

Will pay YOU $10 if you also haul away his dad.

*do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

[tenkillrecord]

alright, i'm interested.

but

what's the catch?

[beyourzoomer]

there is absolutely no catch. this is strictly on the up and up. [Really.]

[tenkillrecord]

see, i'd believe that if it was just you tryna get rid of your step brother.

but paying someone else to take his dad has me worried.

Cindy Aurum | Final Fantasy XV

[mechanicalwondergal]

Job posted by mechanicwonder:

In need of a reliable paor have hands good with all kinds of motors and tech, willimg to work in a dangerous area near monsters
Good pay and good food.

P.s. dont hit on the managers granddaughter

garma zabi ☄ mobile suit gundam / msg: the origin

[garma]

Bakerstreet > For Sale/Free

Friendly adult cat for gift to friend

Seeking a friendly adult cat for a gift to introverted friend. Low-maintenance and good disposition required.
Willing to pay however much is necessary.

[bindsthedead]

I believe I have a suitable cat. His name's Mogget. He likes fish, and being petted, but he can certainly look after himself. [There's the small matter that he's also a sarcastic magical thing bound in cat shape and to the service of her family, but this should get him out of her hair for a while.]

"Garma Finds A Pet" [[Always Sunny Theme Plays]]

[garma]

That's excellent. How old is he?

[bindsthedead]

I really don't know. [Probably a thousand years, at minimum. But she doesn't want to scare him off.]

Five years or so? I should warn you, he's used to being spoiled, and he can be talkative. [And insulting.]

Claire Bennet | NBC's Heroes | OTA

[infinite1ups]

[Personals - missed connections]

You saw me get hit by a car, I told you my ankle wasn't broken. It totally was, but that's not important. I didn't want to freak you out so I left as quick as I could. You're really cute though? So if you see this and you 1) wanna know if I'm okay or 2) wanna know if I'm single, the answer to both is yes. We should get together.

[god_of_hellfire]

You ditched before I got to the 'me too' part of the conversation.

[infinite1ups]

I didn't mean to be rude or anything. Guess I just kinda panicked. But, like, you were pretty cool about it, I gotta say.

[god_of_hellfire]

Comes with the territory. You do that all the time?

Sam Murphy : OC

[andgracetoo]

Jobs > Security

Security/bodyguard available, trained and experienced in several fighting styles including multiple martial arts. Rates can be negotiated.

WarriorMale

[warriormale]

Bakerstreet > Community

Seek Manliness With Me At The Fight Gym!

As Fighters, we constantly train and fight here.

Every day.

We slowly become harder and harder, much like a piece of coal, which under enormous pressure and heat, slowly transforms into a diamond.

The Fight Gym is much like a Furnace, slowly transforming us into Manly Men.

Manly Men bond through Eros, that love of Manliness produced and nourished by The Fight.

Train and Fight!

re: fight gym

[heckyeahpropane]

Good day sir,

I have a few questions. How old do you have to be to enroll? I would like to sign my boy up for some kind of fighting classes for men. He’s a good kid, but a little...soft. Are these advanced classes, or are they beginner friendly?

Also, you mentioned “bonding through Eros”. Is this some of that New Age speak? He’s a little off as it is, and no offense, but I’d rather he not get any stranger.

Thank you.

- Hank Hill

re: re: fight gym

[warriormale]

All very good questions. Thank you for asking them.

Manliness is attainable at any age. Your boy will learn about Manliness.

Fighting actually produces and nurtures Manliness, which includes fight skills, a trained body and most importantly the Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control, and showing Respect.

These are learn-able at any age. Beginners and advanced.

All fighters, even young ones, acquire these virtues from our training.

Your boy is always welcome to join us in our training. Always welcome.

Also, Eros is the love of Manliness, which includes love of the physical Signs of Manliness (love of Man Muscle and fight skills) along with love of all the Manly Moral Virtues.

WarriorMale

nyxnissa so dasheem | bel dame apocrypha | ota.

[catshit]

Jobs > Bounties

No questions. All payments must be on time. Can return bounties dead or alive.

Best in business.

Joke replies can fuck off.

Deadpool | Marvel | ota

[fourthwalled]

Bakerstreet > Gigs

Need something done? Anything at all? Something stolen, maybe? Someone kicked, slapped, maimed, or murdered*? Deadpool is YOUR MAN! For the right price, I'll even steal candy from a baby if that's your thing.

Deaths without a good reason cost extra but give me a good sob story and there may be a discount. Serious inquires only.

[their_artemis]

How much do you charge for wedgies & do you take diamonds as payment? [if not, all she has is Republic Dollars.]

Cuz President Monroe is being more of a dick than usual. He has his tighty whities in a knot over something. I guessing it probably has to do with Miles stealing his last bottle of fine whisky.

1/2 payment up front, 1/2 after photo proof. Must warn you he's extremely dangerous. (But so fun to mess with!) [She has no idea who Deadpool is, and that he's practically invincible.]

Sabretooth | Marvel | OTA

[victorsabretoothcreed]

Bakerstreet > Services

Need a bodyguard or a mercenary? Message me to discuss ny rates.

[abondingmoment]

Bakerstreet > Community

Looking for information regarding cryptids, specifically Moth Man. Video or picture proof would be ideal, but must at least have dates and times of any sightings. Not looking for a partner or a friend, just information.

Sent from a throwaway e-mail address

[the_tailor]

I might just have information you want. What do you plan on doing with it?

so rude

[abondingmoment]

Find it. Maybe catch it. I'm not going to kill it, obviously.

pfffffff

[the_tailor]

And what will you do when you catch it?