bakerstreet | The Craigslist Meme

The Craigslist Meme

Long story short: Post a personals ad top-level for your character and interested readers will reply with offers!

Bakerstreet > Community
Here's where you would post ads about meeting up with members of your community. Whether you're looking for a crochet buddy, looking for volunteer work, looking for a replacement band member, or looking for a lost dog's owner, here's the place to post.

Bakerstreet > Personals
Where else would a well-adjusted person such as yourself find friends, fuckbuddies, or more? Don't forget the meanings behind acronyms like DDF (drug and disease free) and SWM (single white male).

Bakerstreet > Discussion Forums
After all, you can't have a social website without having a place for the people to voice their opinions about topics such as those damned animes taking good tags away from the superior live actions, or the ever-growing meme economy.

Bakerstreet > Housing
Maybe you're looking for your next place to live, or searching for roommates to sublet your spare room to. Whatever you do, take caution and run a background check.

Bakerstreet > For Sale/Free
I'm sure you've got some old furniture taking up room or a couple of cursed artifacts around you don't need, why not pawn them off on someone else? Try not to spread bedbugs around the meme comm though!

Bakerstreet > Services
Are you a professional maid? Assassin? Undead graphic designer? Show off your talents here and maybe you'll get hired.

Bakerstreet > Jobs
Are you looking to hire for a sketchy job and Monster.com has a problem with your employees going missing because of "ethics" and "regulations"? Say no more!

Bakerstreet > Gigs
Are you looking for something more short-term and most likely modeling-related? Well, good luck finding any non-modeling gigs here. Seriously.

Bakerstreet > Resumes
Who needs to run around town passing out resumes when you can post yours on CL and make the employers come to you, right?

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

[Posted by ZoomerGirl]:

For free:

One older step-brother. Comes with a fancy muscle car, a shit ton of barbells, and his entire collection of heavy metal tapes.

Will pay YOU $10 if you also haul away his dad.

*do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Job posted by mechanicwonder:

In need of a reliable paor have hands good with all kinds of motors and tech, willimg to work in a dangerous area near monsters
Good pay and good food.

P.s. dont hit on the managers granddaughter

Bakerstreet > For Sale/Free

Friendly adult cat for gift to friend

Seeking a friendly adult cat for a gift to introverted friend. Low-maintenance and good disposition required.
Willing to pay however much is necessary.

[Personals - missed connections]

You saw me get hit by a car, I told you my ankle wasn't broken. It totally was, but that's not important. I didn't want to freak you out so I left as quick as I could. You're really cute though? So if you see this and you 1) wanna know if I'm okay or 2) wanna know if I'm single, the answer to both is yes. We should get together.

Jobs > Security

Security/bodyguard available, trained and experienced in several fighting styles including multiple martial arts. Rates can be negotiated.

I believe I have a suitable cat. His name's Mogget. He likes fish, and being petted, but he can certainly look after himself. [There's the small matter that he's also a sarcastic magical thing bound in cat shape and to the service of her family, but this should get him out of her hair for a while.]

That's excellent. How old is he?

Edited 2018-01-22 02:30 (UTC)

I really don't know. [Probably a thousand years, at minimum. But she doesn't want to scare him off.]

Five years or so? I should warn you, he's used to being spoiled, and he can be talkative. [And insulting.]

Edited 2018-01-22 02:44 (UTC)

How talkative?

Will he be okay alone for long stretches of time?

He can be quiet, but if he's upset about something, you'll know it. [Or if he felt like saying something insulting, or on rare occasions, when he had useful advice.]

Oh, certainly. My family had to leave him alone for long stretches when we were away for work. He can keep himself entertained without wrecking the house. Just keep his collar on.

Don't worry, he'll be a strictly indoor cat.

Keep his collar on anyway. [Since otherwise he'd be an uncontrollable magical monster out for her blood.]

So you can find him if he tries to hide. And it's a pain to put it back on him.

Alright.

I would like to look at him before I buy him. When are you able to meet?

Ah- how about in three days? I have some work to attend to, but I should be done after that.

I'm available in the morning until 12:00.

Can you send pictures of him?

I'll be there at 10:00.

[The pictures are of a white cat with vivid green eyes draped over various pieces of expensive furniture, and in one case, sleeping on the floor. In every one, he's wearing a red leather collar with a silver bell.]

Bakerstreet > Community

Seek Manliness With Me At The Fight Gym!

As Fighters, we constantly train and fight here.

Every day.

We slowly become harder and harder, much like a piece of coal, which under enormous pressure and heat, slowly transforms into a diamond.

The Fight Gym is much like a Furnace, slowly transforming us into Manly Men.

Manly Men bond through Eros, that love of Manliness produced and nourished by The Fight.

Train and Fight!

Good day sir,

I have a few questions. How old do you have to be to enroll? I would like to sign my boy up for some kind of fighting classes for men. He’s a good kid, but a little...soft. Are these advanced classes, or are they beginner friendly?

Also, you mentioned “bonding through Eros”. Is this some of that New Age speak? He’s a little off as it is, and no offense, but I’d rather he not get any stranger.

Thank you.

- Hank Hill

alright, i'm interested.

but

what's the catch?

[ It's a very beautiful cat, and it seems to be healthy. Excellent.

He's quite pleased with himself for finding such a nice gift for Char. ]

How much are you asking for him?

All very good questions. Thank you for asking them.

Manliness is attainable at any age. Your boy will learn about Manliness.

Fighting actually produces and nurtures Manliness, which includes fight skills, a trained body and most importantly the Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control, and showing Respect.

These are learn-able at any age. Beginners and advanced.

All fighters, even young ones, acquire these virtues from our training.

Your boy is always welcome to join us in our training. Always welcome.

Also, Eros is the love of Manliness, which includes love of the physical Signs of Manliness (love of Man Muscle and fight skills) along with love of all the Manly Moral Virtues.

WarriorMale

there is absolutely no catch. this is strictly on the up and up. [Really.]

see, i'd believe that if it was just you tryna get rid of your step brother.

but paying someone else to take his dad has me worried.

You ditched before I got to the 'me too' part of the conversation.

I didn't mean to be rude or anything. Guess I just kinda panicked. But, like, you were pretty cool about it, I gotta say.

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