tfln.

[sockies]

go crazy.

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Margaret Dresden * Dresden Files * OTA

[lilorphanmaggie]

1. Before Him goes pestilence, And plague comes after Him. He stood and surveyed the earth; He looked and startled the nations Yes, the perpetual mountains were shattered, The ancient hills collapsed His ways are everlasting.

2. i woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.

3. i need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me

4. you coming to give me head and eat tacos?

5. bud + unsolved mysteries. we'll order pizza

6. text maggie

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[strongestcoward]

Sure, but I’ll give head first or the salsa will be... uncomfortable.

[lilorphanmaggie]

real talk, spicy food and vaginas don't mesh.

[strongestcoward]

I certainly hope that's just general knowledge, not experience.

[lilorphanmaggie]

so do i buddy. so do i.

[strongestcoward]

...Well, a very small part of me wants to test it.

Luckily for you, a much larger part of me just likes giving head.

[lilorphanmaggie]

for some reason that surprises me.

[strongestcoward]

Why? It's fun. Besides, it'd be a shame to let this go to waste.

[ 'This' is revealed to be his tongue, as he sends a selfie with it hanging out. It's pretty dang big and soft looking. ]

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[dresdenforhire]

Oh come on, my cooking isn’t that bad.

o shit, whadup?

[lilorphanmaggie]

can't talk now. gi distress. if i die u can have my comics that i stole from u.

Hey there!

[dresdenforhire]

So that’s the ticket to getting you to be quiet.

[lilorphanmaggie]

murder? yeah, that's true. next time you could ask for me to be quite though. or arsenic, be merciful.

[dresdenforhire]

Dying of dysentery is a special right that every child has to go through.

[lilorphanmaggie]

gee thanks. :|

how are you able to stand this?

[dresdenforhire]

Because it builds character, puts hair on your chest, walk it off, run some dirt on it, and all those other fatherly sayings.

Would ice cream help?

[lilorphanmaggie]

it's weird when you do that, full disclosure.

um. yes. 100%

[dresdenforhire]

One-man-polka-band kind of weird or therapy kind of weird?

Ice cream it is.

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[no_good_thereafter]

Dare I ask?

!!!

[lilorphanmaggie]

being young, drunk and quick to anger is no way for me to get through life. but here we are.

*waves*

[no_good_thereafter]

It’s good to know what patterns of behavior I’m dealing with.

[lilorphanmaggie]

at least being drunk wears off. i'm going home before i hit this bitch.

[no_good_thereafter]

Where are you even going to get drunk?

[lilorphanmaggie]

well this time it's a house party. i've got social skills.

[no_good_thereafter]

If having social skills gets you surrounded by people you want to punch, I feel like I’m better off.

[lilorphanmaggie]

yeah but that's one out of like a dozen, that's just fucking statistics.

charisma is ur dump stat but it's still like, above average.