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1) There is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower.
2) Black lace.
3) I just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag. IDK where I'm gonna end up tonight, but I'm prepared.
4) Text her!
2) Black lace.
3) I just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag. IDK where I'm gonna end up tonight, but I'm prepared.
4) Text her!
Rude! Is this because I told Otabek he should wait under the mistletoe for you?
1) Didn't know how to tell his Mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
2) It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
3) I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
4) Text her!
2) It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
3) I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
4) Text her!
1) Your emoticons don't convince me that this is a good idea.
2) I need to go back to my room for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
3) Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a briefing.
4) She said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
5) I'm so inebriated that this droid is mothering me. Aggressively.
6) [ text himAsk him about those shirtless pictures he sent ]
(( TLJ compliant. We should probably label them spoilers tho ))
2) I need to go back to my room for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
3) Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a briefing.
4) She said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
5) I'm so inebriated that this droid is mothering me. Aggressively.
6) [ text him
(( TLJ compliant. We should probably label them spoilers tho ))
it wouldn't be sabotage if it were convenient for you
<3!! congrats ur stuck with me now (also spoilers here)
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forcevisions
- 2017-12-29 18:09 (UTC) - ExpandSCREAMS. LOOK HES SORRY FOR SENDING THE PICTURE TO REY (no he isn't)
vaderstan
- 2017-12-29 21:02 (UTC) - ExpandWELCOME TO "Hey lets start out rude and then get ruder by assaulting kylo with emotions"
vaderstan
- 2017-12-29 21:37 (UTC) - Expandthat's actually the title of my favorite book how did you know
purpose
- 2017-12-29 21:42 (UTC) - Expand"you tagged me with rey that's how i know you have excellent taste" is really what you're saying rn
purpose
- 2017-12-29 22:10 (UTC) - ExpandOkay first of all how dare you. second of all i love you (CLIcK THE LINK FOR NO CAPTCHA)
vaderstan
- 2018-01-01 01:37 (UTC) - Expand1. He said "fight me" and I obliged. I don't know why you're so surprised.
2. Woke up with a label across my forehead that only says BITES. Care to explain?
3. He texted me at 4:30 in the morning with "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful". How do I make this stop?
4. If by 'making eggnog' you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, I'm making eggnog.
5. [Text him!]
1) Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
2) Hope you're okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point yelling "bitches ain't shit!"
3) The key to alley sex is drunkenness.
4) Text her!
2) Hope you're okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point yelling "bitches ain't shit!"
3) The key to alley sex is drunkenness.
4) Text her!
1: I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
2: That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
3: But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight.
4: If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
5: Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
6: [bring your own text]
2: That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
3: But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight.
4: If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
5: Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
6: [bring your own text]
1. I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
2. I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me.
3. I just remembered something. We made out last night; people cheered.
4. It's okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind your back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
5. I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
6. text him!
2. I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me.
3. I just remembered something. We made out last night; people cheered.
4. It's okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind your back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
5. I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
6. text him!
1) Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
2) Here's the thing: Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Hallmark Channel.
3) Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
4) The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
5) Text her!
2) Here's the thing: Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Hallmark Channel.
3) Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
4) The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
5) Text her!
Edited 2017-12-29 17:43 (UTC)
1: sexting just seems like too much work right now.
2: i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
3: I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
4: I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
5: I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning.
6: [bring your own text]
2: i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
3: I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
4: I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
5: I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning.
6: [bring your own text]
1) What, so now you're my nutritionist and my fuck buddy?
2) On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
3) You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheez-it. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
4) Text her!
2) On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
3) You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheez-it. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
4) Text her!
I was hungry!
[Lucky you were also drunk off your ass, don't deny it.]
[Lucky you were also drunk off your ass, don't deny it.]
1: It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
2: He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
3: I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
4: Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
5: We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
6: [bring your own text]
2: He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
3: I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
4: Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
5: We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
6: [bring your own text]
Your sex life just keeps getting more pathetic, Ray.
1. He was peeing off the deck shouting “urinals are for pussies” that’s how much hurricane
2. Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
3. You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
4. Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night.
5. Text her! .
2. Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
3. You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
4. Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night.
5. Text her! .
1) Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
2) He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
3) I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person.
4) Text her!
2) He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
3) I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person.
4) Text her!
Edited 2017-12-29 17:44 (UTC)
1. No one should have to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals
2. Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
3. Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a Costco size bottle of vodka?
4. I’m really sorry but I’m just not sober enough to make good decisions
5. Text her!
2. Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
3. Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a Costco size bottle of vodka?
4. I’m really sorry but I’m just not sober enough to make good decisions
5. Text her!
a. In theory, it seemed like it would work.
b. PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
c. Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
d.I feel like I smell like bad decisions
b. PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
c. Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
d.I feel like I smell like bad decisions
( 1. ) It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and then proceeded to punch you in the face.
( 2. ) You said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the cantina.
( 3. ) And I can feel feelings now and they hurt.
( 4. ) He asked if I had feelings for him while I was naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me.
( 5. ) You keep saying you love me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
( 6. ) Text her.
No, you were in the middle of the cantina. I was in my quarters.
Do you keep forgetting you're the only one who can see me when this happens?
Do you keep forgetting you're the only one who can see me when this happens?
a) I woke up with a Russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka.
b) This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
c) Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money, then you did it for the music. But mostly you did it for your family.
d) text her!
b) This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
c) Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money, then you did it for the music. But mostly you did it for your family.
d) text her!
1. We walked out of his house and his dad was there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier.
2. You and him went to the park at 2 am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
3. I think I should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
4. I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
5. [text him!]
2. You and him went to the park at 2 am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
3. I think I should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
4. I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
5. [text him!]
Interesting choices
[What do those have to do with each other...]
[What do those have to do with each other...]
1. i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
2. She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
3. We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
4. Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
5. I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
6. text her!
[also at my musebox to avoid inevitable captcha]
2. She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
3. We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
4. Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
5. I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
6. text her!
[also at my musebox to avoid inevitable captcha]
1. I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
2. There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
3. Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
4. You were eating the carrots out of my hamster's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
5. [text him!]
2. There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
3. Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
4. You were eating the carrots out of my hamster's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
5. [text him!]
Komaru Naegi | Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls | OTA
slowpokemaru
2017-12-29 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
1. i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
2. Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
3. no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to sleep with you, thats normal in a friendship.
4. Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
2. Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
3. no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to sleep with you, thats normal in a friendship.
4. Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
1. Can't talk, ducks in the car.
2. Sometimes you just have to listen to Beyonce and cry. That's how life works, it's okay.
3. In all fairness there was...someone else's blood on it...?
4. No, don't ignore my call! I just need to know, what's cuter: a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down?
5. [text her!]
2. Sometimes you just have to listen to Beyonce and cry. That's how life works, it's okay.
3. In all fairness there was...someone else's blood on it...?
4. No, don't ignore my call! I just need to know, what's cuter: a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down?
5. [text her!]
Edited 2017-12-29 17:50 (UTC)
1. You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me, then while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
2. He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
3. I need to sanitize my soul.
4. I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
5. [text him!]
2. He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
3. I need to sanitize my soul.
4. I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
5. [text him!]
Edited 2017-12-29 17:50 (UTC)
i assumed a cr otherwise why would rei text him? but it's fine
ryuugazakirei
- 2017-12-30 20:50 (UTC) - Expand
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