sexting.

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the phone sex / sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[assholic]

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

[Someone was leaving Trish's a little tipsy and in a good mood.]

[kitchendevil]

Depends. Will you be trapped between this body and a wall?

[assholic]

That element hadn't been considered in the initial equation. I might allow for it.

[kitchendevil]

Well, then I'm more than happy to hold it against you.
Had a good time with Trish?

[assholic]

Yup. She likes to live vicariously through me. I've had some juicy tidbits to tell her recently.

[kitchendevil]

Juicy?

[assholic]

Involving waking up with teeth marks on my ass.

[kitchendevil]

You still talk about us?

[assholic]

That there's an 'us' at all is what has her interested.

[kitchendevil]

I'd like the ground to swallow me up.

[assholic]

Why?

[kitchendevil]

It's embarrassing!

[assholic]

She likes hearing about that thing you do with your tongue. She said she's never been more jealous of me. I love it.

[kitchendevil]

I can never talk to Trish again.

[assholic]

Sure you can. Just know that she will forever be looking at your mouth and being jealous.

[kitchendevil]

That explains the rise in temperature and heart rate.

[assholic]

What'll you give me to keep quiet about the panties and stockings?

[kitchendevil]

You know that is the one thing I wouldn't mind.

[assholic]

Then maybe I'll go back in and have a second round of gossip.

[kitchendevil]

But my body and the wall are ready.

[assholic]

Your body is always ready. That's one of those things I really like about you.

[kitchendevil]

Is that your backhanded way of calling me a slut?

[assholic]

Since I'm the one that's always groping your ass, that'd be a backhanded swing at myself.

[kitchendevil]

My ass really likes you.

[assholic]

Convenient. I really like your ass.