sexting.

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the phone sex / sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[assholic]

What'll you give me to keep quiet about the panties and stockings?

[kitchendevil]

You know that is the one thing I wouldn't mind.

[assholic]

Then maybe I'll go back in and have a second round of gossip.

[kitchendevil]

But my body and the wall are ready.

[assholic]

Your body is always ready. That's one of those things I really like about you.

[kitchendevil]

Is that your backhanded way of calling me a slut?

[assholic]

Since I'm the one that's always groping your ass, that'd be a backhanded swing at myself.

[kitchendevil]

My ass really likes you.

[assholic]

Convenient. I really like your ass.

[kitchendevil]

Lapdance?

[assholic]

Is that you offering one? Hell yeah.

[kitchendevil]

I recall that you seemed enticed by the idea.

[assholic]

If you're actually going to do it, I'll stop by and pick up something to eat on the way.

[kitchendevil]

Anything for you, Ms Jones.

[assholic]

On my way, Murdock.