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unmemely) wrote in bakerstreet2017-11-22 09:29 pm
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LIFE FINDS A WAY. ( a jurassic park meme )
THE PARK IS OPEN → a jurassic park (world) meme
‧ post your character with their name/canon/preferences
‧ responders can roll rng for a timeline/location and a scenario or just pick and choose at will. whatever floats your boat. i'm not your real dad.
‧ ???
‧ profit
timeline;
stage i; ISLA NUBLAR, JURASSIC PARK. good idea, bad execution. jurassic park tries to get its shit off the ground, and it goes as expected.
stage ii; ISLA SORNA, SITE B. where these big motherfuckers are created. research labs, poaching, who knows.
stage iii; ISLA NUBLAR, JURASSIC WORLD. the park is big, successful, and check out these giant dinos.
scenarios;
① baby dinosaurs are cute as hell. are you a researcher? a trainer? a tourist wandering through to see the magic of science? check out some eggs or newly-hatched babies. maybe you'd rather visit the jurassic petting zoo!
② zookeeper life can be pretty lame – unless you work with prehistoric animals. are you responsible for feeding the carnivores? or maybe you see to the health needs of some of the more gentle creatures. either way, you work with dinos, and that's pretty cool.
③ enjoy the thrilling sites the park has to offer! visit some dinosaur exhibits or ride the rad rides. basically, you can enjoy the amusement park experience without the death and violence.
④ shit has started to hit the fan. fences are going down, and dinos are getting out. are you part of the response team who has to deal with the chaos? or are you just trying to stay out of the way?
⑤ it's officially awful. dinosaurs are all over the place, a t-rex is roaring in the distance, and whether you're running from pterosaurs or hiding from hungry raptors, your life is in some serious danger.
⑥ you know what's scary as hell? aquatic dinosaurs. guess what lurks in the rivers and lakes on the islands. or maybe you're just unlucky enough to be precariously close to the mosasaur exhibit.
⑦ the dinosaurs aren't the original disaster: your plane or boat has crashed, and you're stranded. now you have to keep from being someone's lunch.
⑧ did you go out looking for these islands? maybe you just want to see the dinosaurs for yourself in the adventure of a lifetime. but we all know how well that should end up.
⑨ mix, match, do your own thing. these are only suggestions, and the whole jurassic universe is at your disposal!
Mettaton | Undertale | OTA
Jurassic World, petting zoo and things escalate from there?
It's hard to pick a place to start, but Asriel's eyes light up when he comes across a sign pointing to their left.]
Mettaton, look! They have a petting zoo!
perf. :3
When Asriel points out the petting zoo, the robot smiles in amusement.]
Well then, we ought to visit, right? There's bound to be more interesting things to see there!! Lead the way, sweetheart!
[After all, this is Asriel's day out.]
Re: perf. :3
Do you think they have baby velociraptors?? I guess they’d eat the other dinosaurs...
[And as they arrive, there’s already a large crowd of parents and children. Asriel huffs a little, trying to stand on his toes to get a better look.]
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I doubt they'd put carnivores in with herbivores, darling. You're right; they'd eat the other dinosaurs! Besides, all the guides indicate that velociraptors are incredibly intelligent and aggressive! It'd just be a liability--
[Mettaton would have continued to natter on like the celebrity and entrepreneur he was at heart, but seeing Asriel struggle breaks him from what he's saying, and without much warning, he wraps his arms around the young boss monster, hoisting him up above the general height of the crowd. Thankfully, they're pretty much to the back, so he's not in anyone's way.]
Better~?
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[He makes a little "oof!" sound as he's picked up, but from the view on top of a seven-foot tall robot, he can see the entire petting zoo pen now.]
Yeah, that's way better! I can see everything now! Look, Mettaton, there's little triceratops!
Ryou Bakura | Yu-Gi-Oh | OTA
Jurassic Park, shit breaking down
That being said, Asriel and Ryou are sitting in the backseat of one of Jurassic Park's tour Jeeps, getting a good look at the park. So far, they've learned each other's names and asked a few questions about each other, but mostly their attention has been on the dinosaurs they've drove past.
They're almost at the Velociraptor pen after what feels like hours of driving, when the Jeep lurches to a stop. It seems like a glitch at first... but after a few minutes, it doesn't seem like the vehicle is gonna be moving anytime soon.]
Are we supposed to stop here? There's no dinosaurs around... I think.
owen grady | jurassic world
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Tsukishima | Haikyuu!! | OTA
dick grayson | dcu
Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin
diana ( dc comics ) - ota!
5
Sure, he'd been excited. Dinosaurs! Real live actual dinosaurs! Brought back from the dead to demonstrate how awesomely badass they were millions of years ago! Dustin had seen it as a once in a lifetime opportunity, though it was slightly soured by the fact that he couldn't bring anyone else along. Whatever. He had a camera like Jonathan's, he'd take pictures and show them off the next game he had with the rest of the party.
And then the dinosaurs got loose and now Dustin is crouched somewhere, hiding from the dinosaurs, holding his bag tightly to his chest. He doesn't know where Aunt Aggie is. He thinks maybe she got eaten, or caught up in the stampede out of the park.
Dustin's lost, and scared, and very, very alone. He's got to work out a plan to solve that first part, and when he pokes his head up above the overturned hot dog cart, he's pretty sure that third part's not quite true anymore.
Hesitantly, he calls out to the newcomer:] Uh, hello?
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Now? She finds herself. Here, within the park's core. She isn't shocked at what she sees, but it is still very much a tragedy.
The site she walks tells a story of a disastrous nature, yet she's out in the open. Her boots scrape through the dust and pebbles and miscellaneous debris abandoned on the pavement. She's kept on her toes and is attentive as ever as she scans the area.
When she hears the boy's voice, her head turns immediately to face his direction.]
Hello, there. Are you hurt?
( ooc: i'll be slow this weekend due to a friend's wedding, just a heads up! ^^ )
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[She's. Wow.
Dustin blinks at her for a moment, temporarily stunned, then warily steps out from behind the hot dog cart. He's mostly okay—a little scraped and bruised from running around the park trying to avoid getting eaten, but otherwise fine. He's also hugging his backpack close, a variety of snacks peeking out beyond the open zipper.]
I'm okay.
[See, he's got snacks and everything.]
I just—got lost in that mess. [He waves vaguely in the direction of the stegosaur exhibit. God only knows where the stegosaurs have gone.] You haven't seen my aunt, have you? She's tall, wears pink, has a hat with a bird skeleton on it, she's probably looking for me. [If, of course, she isn't dead, and the thought terrifies him. Funny, he's pretty sure by now he should be used to this, right? Between the Demogorgon, demodogs and the shady government conspiracies in Hawkins, he should be used to danger by now.
Except he'd just wanted to have a vacation without having to worry about survival or predators with very sharp teeth, and now that's exactly what he's doing, on top of wondering where his aunt's gone off to and hoping she's okay.]
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When she looks back up at him, she shakes her head while trying to retain a light, assured expression.] I have not.
[Diana starts toward him, holding that glimmer of hope in her eyes and hoping it'd reach him. She kneels down before him, the chance to take in her six foot height passing with haste.]
But I'm sure we'll find her. What is your name?
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I'm Dustin. My aunt's named Agatha, but we call her Aggie for short. [He rocks back on his heels, anxious over the thought of his aunt, and a little annoyed over something else too, as he mutters darkly while he looks around the place:] Shit, I'm never gonna hear the end of it now.
[Lucas is going to tease him mercilessly about this.]
What about your name, miss?
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I'm Diana. It's good to meet you, Dustin. Though, in different circumstances would be more ideal.
[A distant roar is suddenly heard, and Diana's friendly demeanor is traded for a more vigilantly attentive one. She rises from her spot and looks down at the boy.]
I'm taking you out of here. We'll look for Agatha on our way.
claire dearing | jurassic world
Blue | Jurassic World | OTA
Maybe she's tentatively "helping" someone else because there's a more edible tidbit harassing them and/or she's been instructed to by her alpha? You tell me.]
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[The words come from a dark-haired young woman who's staring at the velociraptor in fascination, and who, unlike the other humans fleeing in terror at the escaped beast, shows absolutely no sign of fear at all.
Curiously to Blue's nose Gemini would have more in common with a car tire than a human being, give or take a little perfume, and Blue will see why a moment later, as her arm lengthens unnaturally, seeking to touch the dinosaur without getting too close herself.]
Owen Shaw | Fast & Furious movies
Cave Johnson | Portal
dustin henderson | stranger things
iii + 4
Somehow she never really pictured dying by some kind of creature, but between Hawkins and this place, it's starting to seem like the odds aren't in her favor.
She spots a glimpse of a familiar hat up ahead and she glances over her shoulder long enough to see she's in the clear for running toward him at least for now.]
Dustin!
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And he is, in fact, freaking out. Splitting off from Mr. Clarke's group hadn't been the best decision, maybe, but Max was missing and Dustin had to find her. It was—duty, and friendship, and also Max is literally the only person in the party who might be able to beat Dragon's Lair, so. He's stopped off at the souvenir store, now abandoned and freshly looted, when he hears her.
He whips around. The world narrows down to a girl with red hair, the way it always does despite Dustin's best efforts.]
Max! [He rushes towards her, meeting her halfway in a hug.] Holy shit, Max, are you okay? Nothing's tried to eat you yet, right?
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She's trying her best not to freak out, and regretting her decision to take a bathroom break without saying anything to anyone. But Dustin had seemed pretty engrossed in the dinosaur chat and she hadn't wanted to bother him. Then she'd gotten turned around on her way back. It's a big park. With very, very big carnivorous animals. That are now loose.
Awesome.
She hugs him back instantly even though she's not much of a hugger in general - life and death situations are exceptions, and she's relieved he's okay.]
I'm okay, are you okay? [She moves closer to his side as a gallimima runs by.] No, but I don't advise almost getting trampled either.
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He relaxes.]
I'm better than okay. [He slings his backpack off his back, opens it up for Max to see the boatload of snacks he raided from the cafeteria.] We're almost set for going back to the entrance, we just need weapons and a map.
[Some tiny little part of him wishes Lucas were here, because Lucas has a better aim than Dustin, but—nah, two of them in trouble with dinosaurs is bad enough.]
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That's a lot of snacks. [She glances around, then pulls him into another shop. There's broken glass all over the floor and her sneakers make it crunch as they walk in.]
There's gotta be maps in here somewhere.
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[And anyway Dustin saw an opportunity and seized it the moment he could. He follows Max into the shop, scooping up battery-powered toys and prying them open, stuffing the batteries into the front pouch of his bag where he keeps his flashlight. Just in case.
But the first priority here is finding a map.
Okay, first priority is keeping himself and Max not eaten by dinosaurs, second priority is finding a map. To that end, he starts with the shelves providing information on the dinosaurs, grabbing what might come in useful—like brochures declaring the awe-inspiring pteranodon exhibit, advertising the Indominus Rex, informing people about the variety of dinosaurs present in the park—and ignoring the rest.
He opens up one of the brochures. It unfolds into a map.]
Max! [Racing over to her to show her the map.] Here, I found a map. We're somewhere around [and he points to an area on the map, somewhere close to an exhibit and far from the entrance] here.
[Somewhere outside the shop, there's a deinonychus that's sniffing around.]
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She searches through the shelves, finding an assortment of postcards and books on dinosaurs, all kinds of useless souvenirs, and nothing that looks remotely like it could be used as a weapon against dinosaurs. She wishes they could find a baseball bat, at least. Those always seem to come in handy.
She does find a pair of souvenir binoculars that she thinks might come in handy, and she tucks them into her backpack, along with a couple of bottled waters. She glances over when he calls her name, eyes lighting up when he reveals the map he's found. But her heart sinks when he points out how far they are from the entrance.]
This isn't good.
[She hears something -- a shuffling sound just outside, that makes her freeze, then she reaches out and grips onto his arm.] Do you hear that? [Her voice is barely audible.]
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[A beat, before Dustin looks at Max and the outside world.] Oh, shit.
[Hopefully the dinosaurs haven't infiltrated those passageways yet. They don't have anything on them that could conceivably be used as a weapon, though in a pinch Dustin's bag is heavy enough to do some damage. Probably. He doesn't want to find out, so his hand shoots out to grab a snow globe (ISLA NUBLAR, FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY) and hold it in his hand as if he expects to throw it at something.
But he hopes not, so he's just going to steer himself and Max into a better hiding place. Maybe behind the counter. Whatever, anywhere that's not out in the open with a carnivorous dinosaur looking for them.
The deinonychus steps into the store, sniffs the air. There's blood on its snout already—it must've eaten when all hell first broke loose. Dustin had been fascinated, seeing it in a book or with glass separating him from it. Now that there's nothing keeping the thing from him, he's scared as hell.]
There's probably a passageway in the back room. If we can get there, we'll be safe.
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Her eyes are wide with fear, and she has no idea if there's any truth to what he's saying or if he's just guessing (because passageways would make sense, but she's also not too sure how much careful planning the people who run this place did considering everything happening now). She spots something sharp -- a letter opener, and her hand darts out to grab it, clutching it tightly, like a lifeline. She really, really wishes she had Steve's bat right about now.
She glances at Dustin sideways when he mentions the back room. She chews her lip for a moment, then nods. Her voice is barely a whisper when she speaks.]
I'll cause a distraction. You make a run for it, and then I'll be there.
Rick Sanchez | Rick and Morty
amy rose | sonic the hedgehog
3, 6 im crying
Some people got afraid of work like this, but honestly? It's more of a pain than anything else; Cairn is pretty sure they're not stupid enough to trip and fall into the exhibit, so they have no fear. ]
Amy - are you going to help carry these, or not?
[ It's half an hour to showtime so let's get on the road!! ]
im ,, crying too....
While she is late, her strength at least makes up for it. They don't have to struggle long with the food, especially with Amy reaching up to grab her own fair share with little effort. ]
Do you want me to start off the feeding, this time?
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Its fine. [ Their response is sharp, looking ahead rather than at the other. ] I'll just handle it. It would be faster if we could both work diligently, but as you know, protocol...
[ If one of them fell in, the other needed to be on watch, so it was customary for them to take turns. And while that makes total sense, it does slow down the process of getting it done. ]
I just hope they don't make a big fuss, today.
[ They won't complain out loud, but they secretly hate it when the creatures splash water on their uniform. ]
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It makes her sigh slightly, something of a mix between frustration and resignation. ] Thank you, Cairn. Next time, I'll come early and bring the fish in. [ She nods her head, not at all minding the fact they're not looking at her.
Really, she's gotten used to it. People, or hedgehogs, like that. ] I hope so too.. I'd hate to see the little ones get pushed to the bottom again like last week. [ because some of their really big aquatic monsters can be Bullies ] They barely got enough to perform! I even had to sneak after the show to feed them again.