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bakerstreet2017-11-22 09:29 pm
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LIFE FINDS A WAY. ( a jurassic park meme )

THE PARK IS OPEN → a jurassic park (world) meme
‧ post your character with their name/canon/preferences
‧ responders can roll rng for a timeline/location and a scenario or just pick and choose at will. whatever floats your boat. i'm not your real dad.
‧ ???
‧ profit
timeline;
stage i; ISLA NUBLAR, JURASSIC PARK. good idea, bad execution. jurassic park tries to get its shit off the ground, and it goes as expected.
stage ii; ISLA SORNA, SITE B. where these big motherfuckers are created. research labs, poaching, who knows.
stage iii; ISLA NUBLAR, JURASSIC WORLD. the park is big, successful, and check out these giant dinos.
scenarios;
① baby dinosaurs are cute as hell. are you a researcher? a trainer? a tourist wandering through to see the magic of science? check out some eggs or newly-hatched babies. maybe you'd rather visit the jurassic petting zoo!
② zookeeper life can be pretty lame – unless you work with prehistoric animals. are you responsible for feeding the carnivores? or maybe you see to the health needs of some of the more gentle creatures. either way, you work with dinos, and that's pretty cool.
③ enjoy the thrilling sites the park has to offer! visit some dinosaur exhibits or ride the rad rides. basically, you can enjoy the amusement park experience without the death and violence.
④ shit has started to hit the fan. fences are going down, and dinos are getting out. are you part of the response team who has to deal with the chaos? or are you just trying to stay out of the way?
⑤ it's officially awful. dinosaurs are all over the place, a t-rex is roaring in the distance, and whether you're running from pterosaurs or hiding from hungry raptors, your life is in some serious danger.
⑥ you know what's scary as hell? aquatic dinosaurs. guess what lurks in the rivers and lakes on the islands. or maybe you're just unlucky enough to be precariously close to the mosasaur exhibit.
⑦ the dinosaurs aren't the original disaster: your plane or boat has crashed, and you're stranded. now you have to keep from being someone's lunch.
⑧ did you go out looking for these islands? maybe you just want to see the dinosaurs for yourself in the adventure of a lifetime. but we all know how well that should end up.
⑨ mix, match, do your own thing. these are only suggestions, and the whole jurassic universe is at your disposal!
