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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. hangovers.
6. have fun!!
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Comments

Harvey Specter || Suits

[thelawsuit]

[cinch]

I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.

Shawn Hunter | Boy Meets World

[trailertrashman]

You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.

[halfa_hero]

my archenemy is a packers fan. what do you want from me?

Meg Griffin | Family Guy

[notyourwhippinggirl]

I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.

[vertebraebyvertebrae]

I would kill you easily.

Diamond Tiara | My Little Pony: Friendship is Witchcraft

[missexposition]

I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.

[beadazzled]

I always laugh at the word blarney stonh

Stone

Sorry i was laughing while i was typing

AU!Azula | Avatar: The Last Airbender | aged up

[mustbethebest]

I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina

[king_of_sindria]

This is why you shouldn't be near parties

Ash Ketchum | Pokemon Anime | aged up

[ofpallettown]

Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.

Dick Grayson (Nightwing) | Young Justice

[ex_graybird839]

We are at a Mexican restaurant and the TV is playing Mexican porn. Dad won't stop watching.

i regret nothing. ever.

[arbadacarba]

That good, huh?

What's the title?

RED Scout || Team Fortress 2

[quickly]

it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck

1/2

[medick]

I hope sending me this message does not mean you're revealing certain implications, Scout. We will have to do your check-up on Monday rather than Friday, if so.

Arthur → Inception

[datums]

He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.

[pinkpartycannon]

Oh, that poor lion! But that's what he gets for being a big meanie-pants!

Alix Parker | Original | OTA

[alixer]

Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?

Marley Rose ♫ Glee

[labeled]

You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you

[joekickass]

Shut him up, didn't it?

Sabata | Boktai

[myownlight]

Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.

thor odinson; mcu

[mjollni]

tis all i recollect is saying "fire shall make it better"

Re: thor odinson; mcu

[greenisnteasy]

You clearly suffered from a lack of Smokey the Bear as a child.

Did the fire make it better?

Connor Hawke | DC Comics

[saidwinkyblink]

my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.

[intheirdefense]

...you poor man.

Sinbad | Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic

[king_of_sindria]

I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them

[ukelelenogood]

Naw see

You've got it right already

Col Sebastian Moran - BBC's Sherlock based

[scopedconduit]

Seriously, iPhone. Stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. You're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

[sooochangeable]

Stop ducking around with your phone genius.

Melissa Mao | Full Metal Panic!

[awolbride]

I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt

Re: the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[suture_guy]

What language are you typing in?

And I don't have a dog. Not any more at least.

Quinn Fabray ♔ Glee

[ambitious]

He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.

Roy Harper | Young Justice

[angroy]

Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy

[runrightround]

what kind of gravy?

ellie andrews / it happened one night {modern au}

[ex_shapely65]

got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance

Amelia Jones | Hetalia

[floridaseceded]

That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion

1/2

[forgottenation]

Unless you want to help me get laid, I'd rather not know.

Zatanna Zatara ⟡ Young Justice Invasion

[arbadacarba]

my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?

[king_of_sindria]

You are a master of wit.

roxy lalonde | homestuck

[frisking]

whatevs ill just tell our children i was the queen of drunktown & i had a giant prpl monkey named bongo

* bung



* cant tell if i maent it like that now

Haruko Haruhara | FLCL

[ukelelenogood]

Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me

[free_running_feline]

Whaaat?! A whole month? What, is his libido made of molasses??