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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. hangovers.
6. have fun!!
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.

Edited 2012-09-22 02:41 (UTC)

I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.

Edited 2012-09-22 02:45 (UTC)

I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.

I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina

Edited 2012-09-22 02:46 (UTC)

Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.

We are at a Mexican restaurant and the TV is playing Mexican porn. Dad won't stop watching.

it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck

He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.

Edited 2012-09-22 02:57 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?

This is why you shouldn't be near parties

That good, huh? What's the title?

Someone's bitter~

You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you

I just get tired of finding you passed out on someone else's property.

Oh, that poor lion! But that's what he gets for being a big meanie-pants!

Does he have a lot of experience with lions?

Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.

Shut him up, didn't it?

tis all i recollect is saying "fire shall make it better"

I didn't pass out! I merely went to sleep.

[ ... Woo-boy. ]

Do your parents know that you took their cellphone?

my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.

Edited 2012-09-22 03:10 (UTC)

No, they're still on the rock farm. They don't even have cell phones, those sillies!

...you poor man.

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