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justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-10-17 12:17 pm

Sexting the night away







the phone sex +
sexting meme


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[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-06 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
( that's--fine. he doesn't need an answer, not now. he wants loki to stay because he's lonely, because he misses having someone around constantly. because teddy isn't there. billy would like loki to be around, too; he understands what it's like, living with magic pumping through his veins, and billy can learn a lot from him.

but it's about a little more than that, now--and all of these thoughts swimming through his head is way too much to deal with when he feels come against his fingers, when the grip on his own erection tightens and billy's coming with a loud yell of loki's name against his mouth, his weight slumping into the warm body against his own.

billy can't tell if he's getting dizzy from the orgasm or the steam, but he's not sure it matters much right now anyway. not when he still has so much skin he can touch against him. palms press flat into loki's thighs, moving up his sides as he leans fully against him. )
ikols: & voices (you were raised by wolves)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-06 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Devolving into a messy pile of wet limbs and laboured breaths under the now lukewarm spray, Loki disentangles his hold on Billy to drape his arms around a slim waist and secure him in something other people might deem a hug. Not him, of course. He's just making sure Billy doesn't fall over and crack his skull, bringing down a fleet of angry Avengers on Loki's head. Yeah, that.

Nuzzling dark locks, he sighs once his mind stops firing on all decks. Funnily enough, his heart aches more than any other part of him, a little used too, along with his body; Billy can't possibly be honest in asking Loki to stay with him. No hard feelings although it would be easier for Loki if he could conjure some. ]


You're getting all prune-y.

[ Real romance. ]
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[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-07 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
( he's glad one of them has steady legs. imagine how embarrassing that would be: billy, destined to become the demiurge, one of the most powerful mages to currently exist, falling and hitting his head in loki's shower and kicking it. his death would be remembered for centuries. it may not be a hug to one of them, but billy sure is taking it as one. he raises his arms, loops them around the other's neck as he leans in to press his nose in to a nice, warm neck. )

Yeah, that happens. ( bath sex is probably a lot easier than standing in the shower, getting each other off with their hands sex. there's a lot less. . legs and standing involved. he'll have to convince loki into getting a bathtub. )

I meant it, Loki. ( though he does pause before clarifying what he meant. takes a moment to breath in, keep his voice steady, control himself. ) Stay with me.
ikols: deep beneath your bed (every night I hear them howling)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-07 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Billy ... [ It's kinder to lie and sound sincere. ] Alright, I'll stay.

[ Implying longer than today but without promising anything. He takes up the shampoo and fully intends to hush up Billy by washing his hair, if allowed. ]
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[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-07 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
( and still, loki hasn't earned back that trust he's lost yet. there's only so much billy will believe in his words, but he's sated enough for now. he leans back a bit, tilts his head a little to make it easier for loki to move his fingers through his hair, if that's what he'd like. )

Verity. You said she's a friend of yours, right? ( now that they're not busy--doing other things, he can focus back on that. mostly out of curiosity than anything else: ) She live around here?
ikols: what could i do (crying hard as babe could cry)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-07 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's the first place your mind went after coming all over me? I must be doing something wrong.

[ Playing it flippant when he knows what Billy is doing, trying to set down anchors in Loki's life, he injects humour where suspicion is inspired. He thinks that little does Billy know, Verity is frustrated by Loki's brevity in her life from month to month too.

His hand jumps to run through Billy's hair, predictable in that. ]
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[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-07 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
My first thought was more along the lines of "I can't believe we just did that in the shower". ( there's slight tilt to the corner of his lips; billy's smiling despite himself, leaning into loki's touch. it feels good, like this. ) Followed by "I'm glad Loki's not tripping over his own feet, dying in his shower after all this'd be an embarrassing way to have my corpse found" and "A bath would be easier, next time."

( among several other things, but loki doesn't really need to know everything that went through his head. ) I think that was the sixth? Seventh place my mind went.
ikols: can't wait to see the light (make a sinner change his ways)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-07 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He can't help the chuckle that turns into a laugh as Billy chatters away, running fingers through damp brown locks. His touch ghosts down to cup Billy's cheek and Loki kisses him soundly, licking his way into the hot cavern of a chatty mouth. ]

Has anyone ever told you how adorable you are post-orgasm? Because I concur whole-heartedly.
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[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-07 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
( another soft moan passes his lips against loki's mouth as he presses into the kiss, grip loosening around the other's neck so he can trail his own fingers through wet black strands. )

We're hitting records for most orgasms in a short amount of time, here. I think you might be getting me drunk off of them. ( if it we're possible. billy leans his head down a little, gently nips at loki's chin. )
ikols: kick off your shoes (wooooo girl)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-07 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Admittedly not the worst I've ever done to you.

[ A hum is Billy's reward for the nibbling, although it becomes clear that if they don't want to morph into actual prunes it's down to Loki to be the bossy one; now that the sex is over, anyway. Using his free hand to snatch a bottle from the basket on the wall, he squirts a dollop of shampoo onto Billy's head. ]

Up and at 'em, Mister Wiccan, lots of people on the streets of New York will smell like jizz but we shan't be among their number!
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[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-07 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I could think of so many worse things you've done. ( it's said playfully enough that it should be fairly obvious he's not focusing on the whole. . betrayal thing.

finally, he takes his weight off of loki, stands himself up straight and moves his hands through his own hair, scrubbing in the shampoo while being careful to keep the soap off of his face. )


We'll have to wash the blankets before we go. ( lest that jizz scent sinks into the nice, fur duvet and refuses to wash out. )
ikols: look easy (you make giving up)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-07 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Taking the time to wash himself while Billy does the same, Loki lathers up a sponge and slides it ... well, behind. Last night's good time is still sticky and needs scrubbing away. ]

Wash them with a spell, yeah.

[ Ain't nobody got time for real chores in this house!! ]
wiccant: (we've lived so brightly.)

[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-07 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
( lips part in the start of a sentence that never quite escapes his mouth, because--loki distracts him with something else entirely. )

You could wash them in a washer, like a normal person.

( not that he doesn't think it's cute that loki not only cleaned him off earlier with a spell (don't think he didn't catch that), but now this. billy briefly wonders if he even owns a washer/dryer set. but he supposes loki doesn't exactly need them. )

Do you want help with that? ( the. washing. )
ikols: y'know every person has got their needs (kill me baby ooo baby pls)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-07 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not, you'll only turn me on again and we have plans for today, Billy, actual plans!

[ Leaning down to smooch Billy's forehead it's easy to crowd into his personal space. ]

You can go and get dressed. Wear something ... green.
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[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-07 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the one who started it last time. And the time before that!

( billy started it first, maybe, but even he hadn't intended for macking on loki to go as far as it did. does he have regrets of course not. look at where it got him: in loki's house, on his bed, eating deliciously sweet pastries, in his shower. he steps in close to loki once more to get under the lukewarm water, quickly runs his fingers through his hair to get the soap out so he can make his way out of the shower. )

Only this once. ( it's an easy step backwards out of the shower, at least. an easy reach for a nice, fluffy towel, which he runs over his hair before wrapping around his waist. ) I'll work on the kitchen.
ikols: being dishonest (so uncomfortable)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-07 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A snort follows Billy out of the shower, amused. ]

You practically dragged me onto your lap, Casanova!

[ Loki poking his tongue out is the last Billy will see of him before he closes the glass door to get involved in properly cleaning up the mess Billy has made of him, inside and out. In more ways than one ...

Loki takes twenty minutes to finish his shower and emerge in a towel, steam on his heels as he wanders around to find his rogue hero. ]
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[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-07 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
( he returns the gesture: sticks his tongue out as he walks out the door, but the slight upturn to the corners of lips ruins the effect a little. billy's playing with loki just as much as loki's playing with him.

and by the time loki's done in the shower, billy's finishing cleaning up last night's mess: scrubbing the dishes clean and putting away any of the food that wasn't ruined by sitting out overnight. he is wearing green, as requested: a comfortable (loki-)green t-shirt and a light cotton jacket the same color over it, and a comfortable pair of bluejeans. )


Better?
ikols: in the cobwebs and the lies (i made myself at home)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-07 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Dandy as Alfheim candy!

[ Billy looks appropriately Loki-fied and in the spirit of being a good sportsman as he magically dons a new outfit, under his black leather jacket he wears a Wiccan-red tee in return with dark jeans, Seven-League boots, and a golden scarf to cement his hipster status. Loki takes advantage of his height to wrap around Billy from behind, hooking his chin over a shoulder and smooching him on the cheek with a tease. He smells not of come, as promised, but ozone and apples. ]

Aw, honey, you cleaned! Ready to go shopping, hero-mine?
wiccant: (ιт'ѕ lιĸe we weren'т мade ғor.)

[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-07 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You look like you belong in a boyband. ( catching sight of him even from the corner of his vision is more than enough to notice that. billy says it with a laugh, though. the last dish gets put to the side of the sink before he's shaking out his hands and turning around. )

Yeah. But if you ever call me honey again, I'm so teleporting you to the top of a volcano.
ikols: gonna make him cream (he's my number one daddy)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-07 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You have something against talented, handsome young men who don tight clothes and serenade you with their creamy voices?

[ Sliding his hands down Billy's waist to find a comfortable home on his butt, he begs a kiss with lips that ghost back and forth over Billy's. ]

You would never.
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[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-08 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I really picked the wrong career if I did. ( maybe serenading isn't a big part of the whole, being an avenger thing, but the men in tight clothes definitely is. loki's lips move against his own, and billy's leaning in to deepen it, tongue licking a line across his lower lip with a low hum. )

Maybe not on purpose. But sometimes. . ah, sometimes things happen accidentally.
ikols: slime and snails (what kind of magic spell to use)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-10 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Then make them un-happen so I'm not a toasty fella. Don't burn your boyfriends, Billy, it's impolite even when it isn't emotional.

[ Snickering as he accepts the lingering kisses that Billy offers up, Loki cups either side of the mage's face and gently holds him still, licking his way into responsive heat. The line of his body slants in, hips nestling over another pair as if they have done so for years, newly but intimately acquainted with the way Billy's body is shaped and moves. ]
wiccant: (everything looks perfect from far away.)

[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-10 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
( loki's lucky his mouth is enough to mildly distract him from the words that came out of it just moments prior; billy presses into the kiss easily enough, hands moving down to hook fingers into the beltloop of loki's pants to pull him in even tighter if it were possible. )

Mm', I'm definitely leaving you at the top of a volcano now. On purpose. ( but his grip never loosens. ) Maybe on a small, remote island, that's nothing but the volcano itself. You'll be fine, I'm sure.
ikols: not so far off (all these tall tales)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-11-10 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Be careful what you wish for, sweet lover.

[ Like, 'haha be careful' but also be careful, because hashtag-billykaplan.

Loki grumbles as he steals a hot and hard kiss, wanting to stop all the chitchat because Billy is very difficult to listen to when pressed so close and his full lips make the most interesting shapes. Loki bites at a them as well as a tongue, catching each and nipping to chastise Billy's naughty streak. His hips knead forward, the drag of a new erection taking shape behind his jeans. ]


I just got dressed to be nice and take you out on the town, then you do this ...

[ Tsking but not complaining, a very slim difference. His hands slide down from rosy cheeks to run along Billy's sides, sifting under his top to seek out lean ribs with cool palms. ]
wiccant: (there's a kaleidoscope behind your eyes.)

[personal profile] wiccant 2017-11-10 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
( he's being careful with his words, that's close enough. look, there was no "i wish" or "i want" or real intent behind them. but he supposes--he is billy kaplan, reality warper, able to make things happen just by wanting them to. maybe the universe should have stopped and thought "hey, maybe not such a good idea to awaken these kinds of powers in a teenaged boy, maybe we'll wait until he's a few years older".

think of all the trouble it could have saved.

still, billy's pressing back into the kiss, moans soft when teeth dig into his lips, rolls his hips forward to drag his own half-hard cock against loki's thigh but--stops, after another moment. uses the hold he has on loki's jeans to give him a gentle push backwards with a parting kiss to his mouth. )


We're heading out, right? Let's go.

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