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Sexting the night away

the phone sex +
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sexting meme
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You could wash them in a washer, like a normal person.
( not that he doesn't think it's cute that loki not only cleaned him off earlier with a spell (don't think he didn't catch that), but now this. billy briefly wonders if he even owns a washer/dryer set. but he supposes loki doesn't exactly need them. )
Do you want help with that? ( the. washing. )
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[ Leaning down to smooch Billy's forehead it's easy to crowd into his personal space. ]
You can go and get dressed. Wear something ... green.
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( billy started it first, maybe, but even he hadn't intended for macking on loki to go as far as it did. does he have regrets of course not. look at where it got him: in loki's house, on his bed, eating deliciously sweet pastries, in his shower. he steps in close to loki once more to get under the lukewarm water, quickly runs his fingers through his hair to get the soap out so he can make his way out of the shower. )
Only this once. ( it's an easy step backwards out of the shower, at least. an easy reach for a nice, fluffy towel, which he runs over his hair before wrapping around his waist. ) I'll work on the kitchen.
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You practically dragged me onto your lap, Casanova!
[ Loki poking his tongue out is the last Billy will see of him before he closes the glass door to get involved in properly cleaning up the mess Billy has made of him, inside and out. In more ways than one ...
Loki takes twenty minutes to finish his shower and emerge in a towel, steam on his heels as he wanders around to find his rogue hero. ]
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and by the time loki's done in the shower, billy's finishing cleaning up last night's mess: scrubbing the dishes clean and putting away any of the food that wasn't ruined by sitting out overnight. he is wearing green, as requested: a comfortable (loki-)green t-shirt and a light cotton jacket the same color over it, and a comfortable pair of bluejeans. )
Better?
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[ Billy looks appropriately Loki-fied and in the spirit of being a good sportsman as he magically dons a new outfit, under his black leather jacket he wears a Wiccan-red tee in return with dark jeans, Seven-League boots, and a golden scarf to cement his hipster status. Loki takes advantage of his height to wrap around Billy from behind, hooking his chin over a shoulder and smooching him on the cheek with a tease. He smells not of come, as promised, but ozone and apples. ]
Aw, honey, you cleaned! Ready to go shopping, hero-mine?
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Yeah. But if you ever call me honey again, I'm so teleporting you to the top of a volcano.
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[ Sliding his hands down Billy's waist to find a comfortable home on his butt, he begs a kiss with lips that ghost back and forth over Billy's. ]
You would never.
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Maybe not on purpose. But sometimes. . ah, sometimes things happen accidentally.
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[ Snickering as he accepts the lingering kisses that Billy offers up, Loki cups either side of the mage's face and gently holds him still, licking his way into responsive heat. The line of his body slants in, hips nestling over another pair as if they have done so for years, newly but intimately acquainted with the way Billy's body is shaped and moves. ]
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Mm', I'm definitely leaving you at the top of a volcano now. On purpose. ( but his grip never loosens. ) Maybe on a small, remote island, that's nothing but the volcano itself. You'll be fine, I'm sure.
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[ Like, 'haha be careful' but also be careful, because hashtag-billykaplan.
Loki grumbles as he steals a hot and hard kiss, wanting to stop all the chitchat because Billy is very difficult to listen to when pressed so close and his full lips make the most interesting shapes. Loki bites at a them as well as a tongue, catching each and nipping to chastise Billy's naughty streak. His hips knead forward, the drag of a new erection taking shape behind his jeans. ]
I just got dressed to be nice and take you out on the town, then you do this ...
[ Tsking but not complaining, a very slim difference. His hands slide down from rosy cheeks to run along Billy's sides, sifting under his top to seek out lean ribs with cool palms. ]
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think of all the trouble it could have saved.
still, billy's pressing back into the kiss, moans soft when teeth dig into his lips, rolls his hips forward to drag his own half-hard cock against loki's thigh but--stops, after another moment. uses the hold he has on loki's jeans to give him a gentle push backwards with a parting kiss to his mouth. )
We're heading out, right? Let's go.
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[ Loki leans back in to steal a kiss, a brief peck, before acquiescing and stepping back with great reluctance; why leave the apartment at all when everything he wants is right in front of him, moaning a little hard and augh, so unfair. But they should probably be actual people for a few hours ... at least until the bedroom airs out.
He runs a thumb over Billy's knuckles, determined to hold his hand through and out the door. ]
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( at least until the bedroom airs out, thank you. he'll let loki grab onto his hand, intertwines their fingers together as goes to the door and out it. there's no rush to get anywhere--no one will be looking for billy in manhattan, and even if they were, it's densely crowded enough to hide in.
another look down to loki's own outfit has billy's own clothes shimmering blue once more; the color scheme doesn't change, but he trades bluejeans for tighter black pants, green hoodie for a long black coat, and adds his own bit of gold with a thin belt.
now no one'll recognize him. )
Better.
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[ Billy switches up his outfit and Loki isn't at all unimpressed as he ogles him in the elevator on the way down. ]
Now we both look like a gayer cast for Supernatural, excellent.
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Does that make you the Castiel to my Dean?
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[ Kisses are utilised to stifle any arguments, or to try to, as Loki enjoys the last few moments of privacy the elevator provides before it's time to head out into Soho. The godling has kidnapped Billy to Lower Manhattan where crowds of shoppers bustle about the second the two men touch down on the sidewalk, giving Loki a real reason to loop his arm through Billy's. ]
Where to first, Your Magical Majesty?
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( he was anticipating busy streets, it's new york, but billy steps off onto the sidewalk and immediately does a step backwards just to avoid getting run over--right into the arm loki wraps around his own. this is fine. he can have that arm. billy even shuffles around a bit to get his hand back into loki's own, grips on hard. )
Forbidden Planet is in this area, right?