A sledgehammer in the computer

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

THE HELP DESK MEME


Have you tried shoving it up your arse?

No man is an island. Sometimes, you really, really need help on something that none of your friends can help with. In times like this, it's time to turn to a help line! Sadly, just because you call a HELP line doesn't necessarily mean you're going to get a helpful PERSON. Likewise, whether you realize it or not, you may be subjecting the person on the other end of the line to some amazingly stupid lines of inquiry.

Of course, it could all just go normally. But when has THAT ever made for interesting RP?

Standard meme rules here:

1. Post your upper level. Note what type of help line it is in your title, NOT your canon/character name.
2. People who tag in are calling into your help line.
3. Hilarity. Maybe.

Comments

Re: Occultechnology / Eldritch Horror Helpline

[heather_cheryl_alessa]

[Heather mutters a few swears under her breath and stares at the phone. If it's hideous monsters and human cultists basically enabling each other, is it a 1 or a 3? She takes a guess and stabs at the 1 button.]

Re: Occultechnology / Eldritch Horror Helpline

[eldritchwheelies]

Okay so thank you for narrowing down the source of the eldritch horrors, it's definitely not the Cold Ones.

My name is Madoka and I will be your abjuration specialist for today. How are you holding up?

Re: Occultechnology / Eldritch Horror Helpline

[heather_cheryl_alessa]

[She looks down at herself. She's covered in blood, holding a bloody knife, and there's a looooot of blood, a dead childhood bully-slash-cultist, and a dead god.]

I mean, not too terrible, I guess. I'm still alive after all...

[She gives a slight laugh that's supposed to be cheerful but comes out more than a little manic.]